:gov: Britain's Next Prime Minister

It’s the contest Boris and his people wanted. Gove’s got serious previous for blue on blue, with Boris as the victim.

It is his to lose. I’d not be at all surprised if these reports of “dark arts” were true. Boris probably had more votes than advertised all along. There are reports that his actual supporters were whupped to vote for someone else.

Well let’s see if this mopped haired berk can actually deliver.

I suspect not. He’s similar to Trump in the sense that people are going to spend more time focusing on what he says than anything his administration does.

I also think he’s similar to Theresa May, in the sense that he’s done very well to become Prime Minister, but will have fuck all clue of what to do with the office once he has got it.

Great on HIGFNY. Not so great in offices of state. Reputed to have a temper that might not be entirely compatible with the power he is surely going to wield.

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It would be quite amusing if Jeremy Hunt transformed into Mecha Jeremy Cunt, a giant mech incarnation of himself armed with giant dirty tricks cannons aimed squarely at Boris.

But it is also quite unlikely.

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Any asylum lawyers on here?
Asking for a friend…

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Into the UK or Poland?

Watch Hunt get promoted in Boris’s latest circus production, Gove was stitched up.

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Well Gove is a slimy little tit (my view) so don’t see the problem.

Just need to make sure C-Hunt gets called to account for his financial shenanigans in Soton and links to private healthcare companies- for starters.

Boris? Well, he’ll shoot himself in the foot regardless at some point…sooner rather than later eh?

I’d have Gove over the others, why? Because he appears to be the only tory cunt to argue and stay in one position, all the others fucking change when the wind does.

Here. As in Boris will win & fvck up with no deal I lose rights like all other expats and who will want to stay in UK.

They make much of the, it is a secret ballot. But it is bollocks. Apparently some brutal whipping going on from team Johnson, threats, the whole works to ensure Boris wins. Johnson supporters whipped to vote hunt, just enough to get rid of gove. Let’s be honest here, call a spade a spade. This is a coup, nothing more. Nothing less. This country is fucked.

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Yep, intended to get rid of the Tory EU infighting, with the very clever yet utter cunt playing everyone… as has been said is record has always been consistent… consistently following the consensus to gain incremental power… the ultimate elite establishment fuckmuppet who has convinced many his is just ‘one of the people, here to rescue them from the clutches of the… the elite establishment… you can’t blame those that have been disenfranchised by the political classes over the last 10 years, but You can definitely question why they blamed the wrong scapegoat… Britain gets what it deserves

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You may want to leave seeing as Donald Tusk will be on his way back and at a loose end

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One upside is spreadsheet Phil is gone - that job will have been promised to Sharps or Williamson

Phil is a dementor - every time he opens his mouth he sucks the joy out of the word

I have never understood this view and argument, if any nation requires skills they won’t give a shit where you come from.
They never have and never will, Australia isn’t in the EU and we work over there en masse.

Great concept.
I dont have any skills apart from (after 2 marriages) listening skills

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What’s the obvious error?

They are both completely inadequate?

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No error there…as we all know Maths isn’t something Boris is good at. :lou_facepalm_2: