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Any betting types among you might want to punt a few quid on tomorrowâs headlines.
REXIT.
No.10 calls press conference for 5pm. Maybe one more resignation for tomorrowâs papers?
May? 
Gotta be.
Anything happen today? Been busy.
Look at all the sparkly things we might get, not the shit weâve got.
Thing isâŚ, if Brexiteers could guarantee sparkly things and⌠unicorns and stuff Iâd be all for it
Why donât you just buy them?
Glitter is inexpensive and you can make a unicorn with a regular horse and an upended Cornetto.
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Tried that. The horse kept flipping the Cornetto of its nose and eating it. 400 Cornettos in the first day, was fucking expensive.
The horse died the next day 
Two years of âNo deal is better than a bad dealâ then today: âThis shit deal is better than no dealâ.
Two years of âBrexit means Brexitâ then today: âtake this shit deal or there may be no brexit at allâ.
Never trust a tory.
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I think thatâs ânever trust a politicianâ, as weâll soon see if a general election takes placeâŚ
Ah, if only you had a benevolent Dictatorship
Rather than the unelected technocrats in Brussels 
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They could always put Liz back in charge and then let her son have a go in a few years time
The missus summed it up. âSheâs too fucking stubbornâ. The problem is that she has been stubborn with all the wrong people, namely the British public and her own politicians. This is a bloody terrible deal that I doubt will get through Parliament. No MP wanting to keep his or her job is going to back it, because itâs a far worse deal than no deal.
The EU is left with veto power over whether we can exit the Customs Union if we want to. Being part of that customs union leaves us with the same external tariffs that we can do nowt about, and limits our trading ability.
Momentum (not that one) is going to quickly build against her. If the main parties are whipped into supporting it, only Remain MPs in a constituency that voted Remain are going to feel confident to Chuka spanner in the works.
This is a BREXIT no one wanted, it wonât make it past the house obviously, what then?
May gone and who will replace her?
A hardliner?
Probably not as they wonât unify the party let alone to house or Country.
The only possible way to do this is full cross party delegation meeting until they agree before going to the EU, itâll cost us a shitload but even before that dream could happen there has to be a consensus on a deal to put to Brussels and not on a new vote.
Iâd say thereâd be even more a âprotestâ out than before if that happened.