In your, mine and every right minded person.
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Actually no. Fosters isnt shit.
The recycled gnats piss they serve in UK is shit but actual Fosters Fosters - which was 5% WAS drinkable
Brits tried to cover up by making less weak gnats piss & calling it Fosters Export or something
HTH
I lived in Perth and Sydney for 6 months.
It was shit.
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And they drink their beer out of sherry glasses and call it a schooner or something, real men drink pints. Bunch of limp- wristed pooftahs.
Sounds like we were trying to be a bit too necky
Isn’t that article almost a year old?
In fact, I think its first birthday is tomorrow. Let’s get it something special, like the current state of play.
This might be a good first present to open.
https://www.dfat.gov.au/trade/agreements/negotiations/aukfta
Cover that face!
There’s stale news about.
I tend to live in one place at a time. It saves all that Damien Hirst living in formaldehyde shit.
And VB is a lot worse, a lot…
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I lived there for 2 years, tooheys dry is ok, VB is shite and sent me mental as I was drinking so much of it, its all old skool ale’s really, Aussie lager is crap but their smaller brewerys are amazing, the Hunter Valley is brilliant for wine and beer, NZ the same with their fucking Speights, their local stuff is brilliant, mass produced lager, pilsner and the like is shite in the main.
Can’t have been that shite then, can it. 
It was cheap, in the casino’s they were effectively giving it away.
Probably got a job lot cheap and the only way to shift it was to give it away…
I forget how they did it but in Crown Casino at the time if you were in the bar area and seen gambling at certain times they just gave it out, backbackers in on the know we well oiled, the same in Vegas but you got far better drinks as well, peak drinking years were the late 90’s, a lot more boring now, I include myself in this but all dayers now and going awol or drinking on the job just isn’t there anymore, pure shite if you ask me.
Boozers were the place to get anything, you can’t even get the clap there now as they’re closed or shut down.
Casino in “Wanting their punters pissed up and mental” shocker
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They also gave out meat pies and sandwiches, fucking ace it was, 24 hours drinking, nightclubs upstairs and good times galore.
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I’ve lead a sheltered life.
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We had a sales meeting at Sun City.
(Those were the days)
Myself & SA Country Manager parked ourselves at a Blackjack table, ordered free booze.
Scottish lad in my team joined us, changed $10.
SA guy played with his dick, lost $100. I used my brain, won $100.
Jock cashed in his $10 of unused chips and fell off his chair.
An hour later we were doing the Safari, then played golf
Ah, corporate life…
But a lesson that has got me plastered for free in many locations.
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I know nothing about gambling, but I do remember an episode of Bilko where he was in a casino trying to win enough to pay a debt. Down to his last few dollars, he asks his sidekick “ten bucks left! I’m desperate, what shall I play?” “Blackjack,” says Rocco. Bilko snaps “I’m not that desperate…” 
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