Oven ready?
Ahhhh…why didn’t you say that in the first place…it’s all so clear now. 
If you’re going to be like that I’ll have my ball back please.
They’ll be washed, just with chlorine.
The people that is, not the chicken.
This bird appears to be oven ready… is this what you meant?
1 Like
Sad times. I believe she turned the gas on after reading this thread.
12 Likes
Local swimming pool will sort that… but this is a good analogy, The washing of birds in chlorine, is a bit our great unwashed not have a bath or a shower ever, apart from a quick dip in the swimming pool before an important date…
Poor Girl. RIP .
1 Like
Why on earth would I say that? 
“the outstanding food hygiene rules set out by the EU”.
no agenda from Brexit loving Torygraph naturally … and no real insight from the article either… one product listed, one scientist quoted… yet headline is scientistS and pumped full of dangerous additives… seems such hyperbole is not limited to the Sun and Star…
Famous farmers like United Utilities? Or Serco?
If that dress rucks up any more they’ll be a pork joint in something, f’sure.
2 Likes
Mechanically recovered?
1 Like
Straight off the bone…
2 Likes
You’ve just had me imagining a scenario where my cock is in a mechanical meat recovery machine.
The worst thing is that it found nothing.
NOTHING, I tell you.
2 Likes
I got sacked from the factory for putting my cock in the pickle slicer.
She got sacked as well.
4 Likes
This thread appears to have veered off into vulgarity and smutty comments about paps winkle. I thought i had dipped into the pages of Viz for a minute!
I miss Findus crispy pancakes
1 Like
Come now. You joined this site on the cusp of the Brexapocalypse.
You saw June 24th.
People lost money. Then.