I know it wont be Gove. I’m interested to see if he got invited to any parties though.
I’m sure he was. Plenty of Satanist groups need blood sacrifices, don’t they? 
too busy clubbing
I might borrow Boris next time I have HMRC in and I am trying to pass off some questionable expenses as wholly necessary for the business
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Cabinet meeting this evening.
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Just such a farcically amusing way for a government to go down
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Kier apparently using the works event defence for a a photo of him have non distanced drinks in a constituency office
Not entirely helpful for him, even if it is legit
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The Tory party need 54 MPs to write to the 1922 committee to trigger a leadership battle. Apparently 5 have done so publicly (unknown what has happened privately). What happens if Boris withdrew the whip from those 5 - do they count any more?
lol
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Whilst they may be criminally incompetent, you can at least be sure that this government COULD organise a piss up in a brewery given their success in an office environment….
I’m looking forward to the Sunday papers’ exclusive footage of Boris doing a line of coke off Prince Philip’s coffin
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