All our office parties tomorrow have just been cancelled, but we’ve given everyone the afternoon off instead.
As I wasn’t going to one and it’s my birthday that’s an nice bonus 
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Our do is toast
Boris is such a spineless cunt - the hospitality industry is still getting hammered, but he hasn’t got the balls to put a blanket ban down. probably because of his own party (No10 one)
Anyone want to take a bet that Carrie was induced so that he could go onto paternity leave for 7 days?
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Mrs C_S is out on her do. Doing their best to keep the hospitality industry afloat by all accounts- the increasingly incoherent msgs suggest they’ve drunk enough to float a battleship…she’ll be sleeping on the bathroom floor tonight.
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Isn’t Wednesday when Bob plays Pool? I pray you haven’t muddled them up - the staff will be well disappointed…
Well if I have, Bob will be up to his neck in chlorinated water. He won’t want to drink too much of that without a neutralising mixer.
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Isn’t that the stuff Trump and co were advocating injecting to fight Covid? Seems a win win for everyone
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Wonderful stuff, all my staff find they no longer need to gargle Domestos in the morning.
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It is but I haven’t got an invite to a party of any sort at Slowlane Towers!!
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If I’d known you speak Serbo Croat you would have got an invitation. 
Updates? 
She’s home - YoungAdult#1 extracted her from a bar on way home from work.
She’s currently “entertaining” both the kids doing whatshisface’s online quiz. By having absolutely no idea about the answers, let alone the questions 
Labour are obviously enjoying the current situation and making hay, and why not. I do wonder how hard they should be pushing for Boris’ head - strikes me as the useless cunt is their best chance of getting into power. Another two years of this and the Tories wont be electable for another 50 years
It they do claim his scalp, they might just find themselves up against someone half competent and then they will be stuffed again
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And it is still a couple of years before any need for another election.
Just keep chipping away doing more harm as more shit comes out the cracks
I reckon they will ditch the Eton sex yeti and install a new cunt, probably Rishi. Then it will be an early election to give the new cunt a proper mandate. Rishi will run on a “I’m not Boris, I’m serious” ticket which will completely fuck the totally wooden bullshitter Starmer who has managed to alienate/expel anyone who was likely to knock on doors during a campaign or swan up to the booth because they are socialists/trad Labour supporters.
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Has the useless cunt resigned yet??
The BBC having a go at Boris, Shirley not?