:gov: Boris Johnson is Still the Prime Minister

That strap line is bollocks - more things are bought on the never never than ever before

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Would explain a lot.

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The cunt needs plenty of cash to pay for his frivolous bird, alimony to his exes and child support to his known kids. He’s probably also coughing up hush money to a few for previous misdemeanors too. He must be as thick as fuck if he didn’t factor this into the PM wage he was going to earn when he went for the top job, knowing he couldn’t do his little sidelines if he got into no 10.
How can anyone trust a useless cunt who can’t even do some basic maths?

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How?

Have a look at what else is on offer. Keir Starmer trying to recapture the ā€œmagicā€ of Tony Blair’s New Labour era.

Lib Dems who wanted to flat out revoke Brexit; fuck the 17.4 million.

No one else has got a chance.

I don’t think it’s a question of trust. I think it’s a question of really shit choices.

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It’s been the same since Cameron was in charge - no-ones put up anyone of any merit for a long time - fucking Teresa May was in charge FFS.

it was a rhetorical question and it doesn’t mean Johnson is the least shite choice.
There have been shite choices for a number of years.

Apart from the one the system violently spat out.

That’d be Corbyn, btw. The bloke that virtually no-one outside of the left-wing demo scene knew about, yet suddenly started hating him on command!

I wish computers were as easy to program!

If you spend your life as an anti-establishment figure, you can hardly be surprised when the establishment tell you to fuck off.

Its like promoting the bloke at work who spends his entire waking hours slagging off the company and then wondering why the troops don’t want to follow him into battle

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And as I said then, until he learns to play the game he’ll never get anywhere and will allow the Tories to get Johnson in.

QED etc.

I think it was more than that Cherts.

It was a message. Fuck all of you. Nothing will change. Look what we did when it might have.

I don’t think it was - it was too radical a change in one hit. The 50+ voters, who obviously turn out at a higher rate, are stuck in their ways. Therefore someone like this seems strange and dangerous. You have to play to the masses unfortunately, and people saw him as mad, bad, and dangerous.

Surrounding himself with someone like McDonnell, who is unlikeable at the best of times, and Abbott (no explanation needed) also did not help his cause. Even if people could see past him, they couldn’t see past them.

With the benefit of hindsight, I think much could have been achieved if he’d withdrawn the whip from people before the 2017 election. So many of the people who plotted against him owed their seats to him. I suspect he’d have done better in 2019 if that had happened.

The real damage came from within.

It really wasn’t - that wasn’t visible to the average voter.

Another analogy would be:

Corbyn works at a butchers which has a sign on the front which says it’s a green grocer’s. He’s pretty much the only employee there who for 40 years has been serving vegetables to the clientele. Everyone else has been serving up offal labelled up as organic radishes.

He got made the boss because he was popular with the clientele, but in the interests of compromise he decided to rebrand the shop as a vegan butchers. Unfortunately the dumb fucks who demanded organic radishes preferred offal to Falafel.

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Nothing wrong with offal - sweet breads are fabulous. As is Fois Gras, Veal kidneys, chicken liver pate, Bath chaps.

When to the restaurants open?

:nauseated_face: I’ll eat flesh but not organs.

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Chicken hearts are fucking A.