:gov: Boris Johnson is Still the Prime Minister

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Brutal, but absolutely on the money.
John Crace has got the measure of Boris Johnson.

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Coming soon to Netflix.
Ricky Gervais stars in SpaceForce UK.
Never realised the Steve Carroll one was also reality TV.

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Johnson is coming in for some criticism after claiming today that care homes were partly to blame for the spread of the virus and large number of deaths of their residents, because they didnā€™t follow procedures properly. Absolutely shameless, what a despicable scumbag he is.

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I see Johnson/Cummings are looking to recruit someone to give a daily press briefing a la Trump. 100 grand a year apparently. I would like to nominate this gentleman.

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Canā€™t be arsed to attend COBRA meetings. Canā€™t be arsed to read briefings. Takes a holiday during a crisis. Canā€™t be arsed to give press briefings. What does the cunt actually do?

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Be fair. Heā€™s a good larf.

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Johnson an absolute disgrace again in PMQs today. Heā€™s just such a useless bastard.

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What he needs, Fats, is a really decent deputy. :+1::+1:

Thoughts?

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SCRUFFALIKE

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JESSE (FAST SHOW) BORIS (POOR SHOW)

'This week, I ā€˜ave mostly been breaking international law but only in a very specific and limited way.ā€™
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I bet our latest Etonian Prime Minister is breathing a heavy sigh of relief

Yes, before anyone wades in - I do have serious issues with entrenched privilege within the Establishment.

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Boris Johnson talks with students during his visit to Exeter College.

Johnson pictured on his visit to Exeter College this morning. Arguing with a pile of bricks as to who is the thicker.

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So, soā€¦so you mean you stack them up and that makes a house.
Incredible.

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God, but heā€™s a scruffy cunt. Hasnā€™t he heard of belts?

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They never stay on long enough to be worth the effort.

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So Boris is not the Prime Minister then.

Yeah, sorry itā€™s the fail, but seems the game is afoot & maybe Boris has Long Covid.

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Ugh, Gove is fascinated with Sturgeon, can you imagine the fruits of those loinsā€¦

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Imagine the pair of them naked and sweating, in a hot carnal embrace.

Good.

Now letā€™s see how you sleep tonight :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Without doubt.
The scariest thing on Halloween EVER

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