:gov: Boris Johnson is Still the Prime Minister

Smart move.

They’d be like feeder schools for, umm, the cemetery.

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It’s not very cost effective though. Should just position snipers in Primark and Sports Direct.

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It’s just trolling now.

Culling is the most humane way to control pests donchaknow.

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Oh dear lord.

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And so it begins. Echoes of 1930s Germany. How ironic, given the Brexit paranoia about “a resurgent Germany”.

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Apparently every public building will now have a cloakroom attendant to take care of a gentleman’s top hat and walking cane.

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If you’re ever at a loose end:

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I THINK the second tweet there is misleading.

I BELIEVE that was long before he became world king.

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To be fair if you search twitter for Boris booed there is plenty to choose from.

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A post was merged into an existing topic: :laughing: Joke thread; may cause offence (with a bit of luck) :face_vomiting: :angry:

That was Manchester a few years ago.

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Why the need to spank that much on advertising something we all think will happen (whether you want it or not).

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Oh, it was only £10m the other day, or was that just for the handy leaflet for each house in the UK?

Whatever, I’m gently seething at the moment- likely to come to the boil very shortly.

Someone linked this in the thread. They complain about the money we send to the EU and then when some comes back they can’t be fucking arsed to direct it where it’s needed, shower of cunts.

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One of Boris’ favoured few:

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Yeah, that one is all over Twatter too- not on the BBC though…

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What a surprise. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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