Bearsy Presents "Ask Redslo Stupid and/or Pointless Questions'

You are partially right but not for the reasons you think. I do not know enough about Southampton history to identify the player I would have wanted to be. And the way the question was phrased I sort of assumed that I was supposed to consider the whole history not just current first teamers. So in that respect I was deflecting. If the question was which current southampton player would I most want to be, I can come up with answer. (See below.)

That being said, I never had the opportunity to be a professional athlete. I probably would not have been good enough but a knee injury at age 11 in 1969 would have limited my potential anyway. But I don’t really think I would like to lead the life of a professional athlete. I don’t like to travel that much. I don’t like to exercise as much as I should much less as much as a professional athlete needs to. I also see the downsides of too much fame–my legal career, my former game designer career, and my blog provides me with enough of that. (Or maybe too much–these days I seem to be spending about an hour a day on the phone talking with other lawyers about their cases because I have become something of an authority on civil committments in California.)

On the other hand, I would definitely prefer to be younger and richer than I am now. So being a richer person in my 30s who does not need to work out 8 hours a day and spend most of the year traveling around with a football club does in fact appeal to me more than being a professional football player, even a beloved first teamer.

There are alternate lives I might like to have lead–met the right woman and had children or become an evolutionary biologist instead of a lawyer–but professional athlete is not one of them.

But if you insist that I accept the premise, but allow me to limit myself to players I am sufficiently familiar with from my time following the club I could narrow it down to three: Rickie Lambert, Steven Davis, or James Ward-Prowse.

Lambert becuase being a great penalty shooter appeals to me and, after being a hero here he got to go back to his boyhood club and while that didn’t work out as well as he would have liked, it still must have been a wonderful time for a while.

Davis because I am impressed by his solid work ethic and I think it must be very special to (unexpectedly) captain North Ireland into the Euros–something I expect he never thought possible.

Ward-Prowse because he is the young player on the current club who still has the potenial to be great and, in any case, has most of his career ahead of him. It would probably be interesting to live that out and see what happens.

If I had to pick one it would be Lambert. (And yes I recognize that except for the fact Lambert is not yet retired, he is very close to my original answer.)

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BTW, Pap, I hope you are happy. I stayed up an extra half hour writing a better answer for you.

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Bath or Shower?

Actually I am, Redslo. What we refer to in the business “a solid effort after an attempt at playing the slippery eel”.

Lambert is a perfectly acceptable answer.

Caught between being pleased that goatster didn’t give the game away with my trick question, and gutted the Redslo spotted my twelfth man 4-4-3 formation.

Should never try to best a lawyer with words - it numbers it appears.

Ok, here goes…

The winners of the ‘Lowest Self-respect Quotient in a Career’ award goes to a) attorneys b) realtors or c) marketing executives?

Medinah or Celtic Manor?

Jordan, Jason or Rory?

Will the Yanks choke again at Hazeltine?

The winners of the ‘Lowest Self-respect Quotient in a Career’ award goes to a) attorneys b) realtors or c) marketing executives?

I know too few realtors or marketing executives to have an opinion, but I have not noticed that attorneys seem to be particularly lacking in self-respect. There are, of course, attorneys I believe should lack self-respect but, for the most part, they do not. I don’t really think this question is answerable.

Medinah or Celtic Manor?

If you are asking about the relative merits of the courses, I do not know. If you are asking something else, I do not understand exactly what you are asking.

Jordan, Jason or Rory?

If you are asking which one I prefer, the answer is none of them. I was a Tiger Woods fan and have stopped watching golf much since his decline. If you are asking which one is better, I think it is clear Jason Day is playing better right now but who knows if it will last. I think it is too soon to put any one of them in amoung the all time greats although with 4 majors Rory is certainly close.

Will the Yanks choke again at Hazeltine?

I am not a big believer in sporting results being the result of choking. To take just one example, everyone used to know that some baseball batters were better hitters in clutch situations. However, studies have subsequently shown that few, if any, batters had an actual skill in this area that was repeatable from year to year. When you have profession athletes competing at the highest level, an ability to do so under pressure is baked in. To take an example from football-I would rather have Messi than Shane Long trying to score the winning goal late in stoppage time but that is not because Messi plays better than Long under pressure situations. It is because Messi is, overall, a better player than Long in all situations–except maybe tracking back.

Bringing that back to the Ryder Cup, I belive the question is which team has the better golfers with some kind of adjustment for the home field advantage. I no longer follow golf enough to have a useful opinion on this. I looked at the world golf rankings, but they seemed to be too American focused to be reliable for this purpose.

Therefore, my answer is no, but they might still lose.

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Who will win Euro 2016?

And winning headers :lou_wink_2:

I am going on a vacation (holiday) for a week so no answers until next Tuesday.

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Where are you going on holiday (vacation)?

What are the prices like for Sandal’s Swingers Mid Week Breaks?

Which is the better day for further answers, next Monday or next Wednesday?

What are we going to do with our pointless questions in your absence?

Will you return early if Rachel Riley calls requesting your sweet loving?

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How annoying could the backlog become if the pointless questions started to stack up, despite you stating that you are away, in the forlorn hope of discouraging people from posting pointless questions, many of which are overengineered, too wordy, and go on longer than you would think it possible for a simple question to last, making the majority of them uncomfortable to read, let alone answer?

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is the answer 42

What’s the question?

English or French mustard?

French polish or ‘French polish’

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