Bearsy Presents "Ask Redslo Stupid and/or Pointless Questions'

Is it ever acceptable to pass the Dutchie on the right hand side?

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Have you ever dipped your sausage roll in brown sauce?

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Red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

English or French mustard?

Dijon surely?

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Originally posted by @CB-Saint

Red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce

or mayo?

Which meat would you have in a pudding?

I’d put pork in a tart

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Syrup or salt on porridge

I am back.

Where are you going on holiday (vacation)?

Burlingame, California

What are the prices like for Sandal’s Swingers Mid Week Breaks?

I don’t know. Check this link

Which is the better day for further answers, next Monday or next Wednesday?

Both would have worked fine, but it is too late for Monday now.

What are we going to do with our pointless questions in your absence?

Post them anyway for a few hours and then get bored.

Will you return early if Rachel Riley calls requesting your sweet loving?

Since she is unlikely to have been in San Luis Obispo over the past weekend, this probably wouldn’t come up. If it did, I would have to chat with her to find out what is up because I can’t imagine she would call me for this reason unless she was having mental problems and I don’t want to be with a crazy woman. (By the way, I had to google her to see who she was/is.)

How annoying could the backlog become if the pointless questions started to stack up, despite you stating that you are away, in the forlorn hope of discouraging people from posting pointless questions, many of which are overengineered, too wordy, and go on longer than you would think it possible for a simple question to last, making the majority of them uncomfortable to read, let alone answer?

14

is the answer 42

no it is 14

What’s the question?

Is the answer 42

English or French mustard?

Do you mean “French” or “French’s” mustard. I can’t answer without knowing.

French polish or ‘French polish’

The one that refers to people whichever one that is

Is it ever acceptable to pass the Dutchie on the right hand side?

I have never used marijuana so I do not know for certain, but I cannot imagine why it would not be acceptable.

Have you ever dipped your sausage roll in brown sauce?

I didn’t research this one because under all possible meanings I can imagine the answer is no.

Red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce

No sauce

Dijon surely?

Same answer

or mayo?

Same answer

Which meat would you have in a pudding?

I prefer american pudding which has no meat. If I had to pick a meat I would pick chicken because it is the one I feel safest eating under mysterious circumstances. Assuming it was properly cooked.

I’d put pork in a tart

Techically not a question

Syrup or salt on porridge

It would obviously depend on the syrup. I would prefer a syrup I like to salt, but salt to one I didn’t like. That being said, my research indicates that salt is part of the recipe to begin with so was this a trick question?

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Limpley Stoke or Wookey Hole?

Have you ever scored a perfect hattrick?

English mustard or French (sic) mustard?

Henry VIII or a Richard III?

Two twin deaf kids and you’ve got to make an ungodly decision.

They’re trapped in a burning building.

One is a Southampton FC fan, one is a Portsmouth FC fan.

Both are equally ‘easy’ for you to save, but you can only save one.

Which ONE do you save?

When Bletch goes on holiday with his carer does he enjoy his new surroundings, relaxes and samples local culture, or does he just sit naked in his room flicking through the internet and posting random thoughts on here?

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Who has the best shots to goals ratio - Emile Heskey or The RaleighBoy?

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Will Bletch’s shoulder injury, aggravated by excessive masturbation during TV coverage of Crufts, ever allow him to replicate Mike Channon’s classic goal celebration again?

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I have been busy since I got back so that is why I delayed answering. That being said, I really don’t see any reason for this thread to continue after this so feel free to shut it down.

Limpley Stoke or Wookey Hole?

They both seem interesting. I have no idea how to chose based solely upon the internet.

Have you ever scored a perfect hattrick?

No.

English mustard or French (sic) mustard?

I really don’t like mustard.

Henry VIII or a Richard III?

I am not really sure what standards I would use to pick them. I suppose I would go for the one who had a nicer play written about them.

Two twin deaf kids and you’ve got to make an ungodly decision.

They’re trapped in a burning building.

One is a Southampton FC fan, one is a Portsmouth FC fan.

Both are equally ‘easy’ for you to save, but you can only save one.

Which ONE do you save?

You have not given me any information I would consider relevant to the decision so I would chose randomly, but quickly and run back just in case I did have time to save them both.

When Bletch goes on holiday with his carer does he enjoy his new surroundings, relaxes and samples local culture, or does he just sit naked in his room flicking through the internet and posting random thoughts on here?

I lean towards the later.

Who has the best shots to goals ratio - Emile Heskey or The RaleighBoy?

I cannot answer that because there are two different types of shots to goals at issue and I know too little about Heskey’s forum posting skills.

Will Bletch’s shoulder injury, aggravated by excessive masturbation during TV coverage of Crufts, ever allow him to replicate Mike Channon’s classic goal celebration again?

I have no reliable information that he has ever been able to replicate it.

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What about the other 2 kids, what team or teams do they support?

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Has Bearsy finally worn you down with this thread of trivial drivel?