:nostradamus: Bazza's predictions until the end of November

Pap I don’t need to do double
As your crap banter gets you into trouble

I’d love to take part.
Sadly after this:


I just need to fart

Two and four.
Thankfully no more.
Gas to pour.

Haiku clears off the line
His positioning sublime
Yeah, those words dont really rhyme

How we doing now my lovelies?

Confident?

Just listen to Bazza, swallow your pride, I won’t gloat.

Well we have already reached 7 and have a couple of months yet till the end of November. I will stick my neck out and predict we will get more than 3 points during the next two months.

That was my one, wouldn’t want to go higher? 10 points at the start of December is bollocks.

Eh? 7 + more than 3 adds up to more than 10 Bazza, Maths not your strong point?

I said 7-10 points 2 months ago, and that was my argument for saying its crap, so you concur thats a crap return?

With respect you really aren’t making much sense. You predicted that we would have 7-10 points by the end of November. I am predicting that we will have more than 10 points by the end of November. More than 10 points is higher than 10 points. If we only pick up a maximum of 3 points during the next two months i will happily concur that would be a crap return. Just out of interest, in your esteemed opinion, what number of points on the board by the end of November would not constitute a crap return?

6 OCT Southampton v Chelsea
19 OCT Wolverhampton Wanderers v Southampton
25 OCT Southampton v Leicester City
2 NOV Manchester City v Southampton
9 NOV Southampton v Everton
23 NOV Arsenal v Southampton
30 NOV Southampton v Watford

7 games, max of 21 points, how many do you think Saints will get?

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If someone had posted that there was a 7-10% chance that Bazza would be a saints supporter by the end of the November, that would have been optimistic.

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I would want to know what the starting % was before giving odds

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6 OCT Southampton v Chelsea Win
19 OCT Wolverhampton Wanderers v Southampton Win
25 OCT Southampton v Leicester City Draw
2 NOV Manchester City v Southampton Lose
9 NOV Southampton v Everton Win
23 NOV Arsenal v Southampton Draw
30 NOV Southampton v Watford Win

Are you taking the piss?

No I believe.

I do realise that the defeat to Man City is going to be hard for some to swallow but that’s football for you.

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Well how we doing on this?

I predict that by the end of November you’ll still be a tedious troll bazza.

Quite possibly but one that is closer to a football reality than you are.