In the spirit of Bob Mortimer. Please state name, possible genre and how much you would be willing to accept.
I’ll start us off with a couple:
The Cornish Patsies (West Country and Western). £9.47.
Traumatic Insemination (Thrash Punk). £19.76.
1 Like
Gross Genitals ( Punk Revival) £144.00
2 Likes
ClackerJack (Gender Neutral ElectroPop) £2.12
2 Likes
The C***s (Paisley Fashionista) £5.99 @ Tie Rack.
2 Likes
Mabel’s Naked Fall (Feminist Folk) Free for Ladies.
1 Like
Bleeding Heel (Thrash Metal) - £22.50
1 Like
Telescopic Forks
NWOBHM
£2.99 and a blow job (given not received)
2 Likes
Hot Tub Thumpers (Rockabilly) £19.55.
1 Like
Fluffy Bunny (Death Metal- Pink Revolution) £2.99 + plus 1 pound of pulsating human flesh.
Thursday’s Fist (Metal) £80 ono
2 Likes
It IS…I ate some of it earlier. 
1 Like
The Scruntling Futtocks.
Medieval revivalist.
10 Groats and a jug of Mead, oi thankee sirrah!
2 Likes
That Odd Smell (Funk) - £2.00
1 Like
Igneous (Rock) - £tuppence
3 Likes
The Repetitive Punches (Rhythm and Blues) - Free
1 Like
Terrible…are you stoned?
2 Likes
Pentothal (Gospel) - £4.56
1 Like
Trump’s Death Screams (Easy Listening) - FoC (Live stream)
3 Likes
Is there a perpetually looped version for supermarkets and lifts?
1 Like