💷 Band Names For Sale

:pound: Band Names For Sale
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#1

In the spirit of Bob Mortimer. Please state name, possible genre and how much you would be willing to accept.
I’ll start us off with a couple:

The Cornish Patsies (West Country and Western). £9.47.

Traumatic Insemination (Thrash Punk). £19.76.


#2

Gross Genitals ( Punk Revival) £144.00


#3

ClackerJack (Gender Neutral ElectroPop) £2.12


#4

The C***s (Paisley Fashionista) £5.99 @ Tie Rack.


#5

Mabel’s Naked Fall (Feminist Folk) Free for Ladies.


#6

Bleeding Heel (Thrash Metal) - £22.50


#7

Telescopic Forks

NWOBHM

£2.99 and a blow job (given not received)

:lou_is_a_flirt:


#8

Hot Tub Thumpers (Rockabilly) £19.55.


#9

Fluffy Bunny (Death Metal- Pink Revolution) £2.99 + plus 1 pound of pulsating human flesh.


#10

I think that’s a real band @lifeintheslowlane


#11

Thursday’s Fist (Metal) £80 ono


#12

It IS…I ate some of it earlier. :lou_lol:


#13

The Scruntling Futtocks.

Medieval revivalist.

10 Groats and a jug of Mead, oi thankee sirrah!


#14

That Odd Smell (Funk) - £2.00


#15

Igneous (Rock) - £tuppence


#16

The Repetitive Punches (Rhythm and Blues) - Free


#17

Terrible…are you stoned?


#18

Pentothal (Gospel) - £4.56


#19

Trump’s Death Screams (Easy Listening) - FoC (Live stream)


#20

Is there a perpetually looped version for supermarkets and lifts?