The Fucked Up Gaits (Hip Hop) - $3.12
Death to the EU (Europop) - €9.02
You’re on a roll aren’t you
What Happens in a Vacuum? (Folk pop) - £12.23
The Inedible Apples (hard core) - ¥9.99
Nope, Goat basically recreated the Fun With Word Thread - well he didn’t but I’m wilfully ignoring the rules (if there are any) to post word puns.
Novichok Brothers - Techno - Swap for a bottle of Nina Ricci perfume.
Mr. Vendetta and the Witnesses
Big R&B (in its earlier understanding) band with a fuck-off horn section, rather in the manner of the Blues Brothers.
Coffee-shop, suit-wearing lawyers who’ve formed a band to play shit Coldplay* covers
One Guinea, or a Guinea fowl if that’s easier.
*Please forgive the tautology
Benjy Minett and the Yahoos
Disgusting band, revolting music
I’ll pay you to take the name away from me.
Inoffensive, easy listening. Ultimately not very popular. A bit like the Lighthouse Family.
Price: £300,000. No, wait, £80m. Actually, not sure. Best ask Dianne Abbott for the correct amount.
Fish in a barrel. Drum and Bass. £0.52 O.N.O.
Took me a while…sorry