💷 Band Names For Sale

The Fucked Up Gaits (Hip Hop) - $3.12

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Death to the EU (Europop) - €9.02

You’re on a roll aren’t you

:lou_lol:

What Happens in a Vacuum? (Folk pop) - £12.23

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The Inedible Apples (hard core) - ¥9.99

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Nope, Goat basically recreated the Fun With Word Thread - well he didn’t but I’m wilfully ignoring the rules (if there are any) to post word puns.

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Novichok Brothers - Techno - Swap for a bottle of Nina Ricci perfume.

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Mr. Vendetta and the Witnesses

Big R&B (in its earlier understanding) band with a fuck-off horn section, rather in the manner of the Blues Brothers.

One groat.

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The Barristas

Coffee-shop, suit-wearing lawyers who’ve formed a band to play shit Coldplay* covers

One Guinea, or a Guinea fowl if that’s easier.

*Please forgive the tautology

3 Likes

Benjy Minett and the Yahoos

Disgusting band, revolting music

I’ll pay you to take the name away from me.

The Rugmunchers

Rag Time

69p

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The Corbynista’s

Inoffensive, easy listening. Ultimately not very popular. A bit like the Lighthouse Family.

Price: £300,000. No, wait, £80m. Actually, not sure. Best ask Dianne Abbott for the correct amount.

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Fish in a barrel. Drum and Bass. £0.52 O.N.O.

4 Likes

:lou_facepalm_2:

Took me a while…sorry

Thought they were a Marillion spin off?