This is getting more and more pornhub by the minute.
Apologies to anyone that didn’t get their five a side badge. I’ll be working on them when I get to Southampton tomorrow. Rather exciting times. It’ll be the first ever part of Sotonians developed in Southampton.
Don’t all faint at once.
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I was just looking through these badges to see what they’re all about.
I was thinking of changing my username to Umbraco.
I could become a professional poster, getting paid a point for every post, and others could quickly rack up their own totals simply by talking to me regularly, being sure to address me by my full name.
Does this sound like a good idea? 
Not really, you only get a point for the first time that you mention Umbraco, after that all bets are off.
Damn, that has really ruined my afternoon. 
True.
Umbraco.
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You dirty whores. If this is what you’ll do for a single point…
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I’d do a lot more for a single point Papster, just look me up next time your’e in Southampton 
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To be fair Pap – I was just looking through to see what all the badges are given out for, and simply saw an opportunity to better myself. 
Who is this Umbraco?
Is he some Italian opener or something? Is he any good in the Powerplay? When did this become the hcdajfu thread?
I think we need a PooBall badge.
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Some badge changes should be up. Everyone that signed up in the first year should get a Year One badge, worth 100 points, on your next post.
From the 15th** -21st inclusive , there’s going to be time-limited badge. Anyone who posts here within those dates will get 100 points and a badge called I came to the party, pal**.
I also fixed the Free Agent 2016 badge, which JS ought to get the next time he posts.
Umbraco
Originally posted by @Sussexsaint
Umbraco
Still non the wiser we need to keep trying and maybe just maybe somebody will explain.
Umbraco
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Such a pair of points whores, aren’t you?
I bet you’d sexually debase yourself for points!*
*although I concede it probably happens anyway without a point-based incentive.
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Ha, you genuinely get a badge for saying it .
Maybe you should put a secret badge on that triggers for a specific word Pap
Cockwomble , wankpuffin , Schniederlin etc
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Ahh, this explains it.
When I left last night, I was top of the weekly league table, for the first time ever!
When I come back today, almost everyone is above me! 
I thought there was a conspiracy against me for a moment there. 
Now I see, Pap simply couldn’t bear not to be top of the pile for once – so he created a load of new badges to place him self back on his pedastal where he belongs. 
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Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Ahh, this explains it.
When I left last night, I was top of the weekly league table, for the first time ever!
When I come back today, almost everyone is above me!
I thought there was a conspiracy against me for a moment there.
Now I see, Pap simply couldn’t bear not to be top of the pile for once – so he created a load of new badges to place him self back on his pedastal where he belongs.
I think sir will find that I am very even handed when banging out the gongs, although I must admit that I had not given any consideration for your bespoke, individual badge.
I think Massive Conspiracy Theorist would be ideal, if only because I know you don’t like the term and it’ll vex ya.
The question is whether sir is enough of a points whore to take on such a burden for a measly 20 points.
But but but…
It’ll take you over the edge this week. Shall I get crafting? 