Originally posted by @saintbletch
Why does it hurt when I wee?
VD 
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get his gun
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shoot him
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support the Saints
Sorry Bletch ignore my PM, seems to work now.
MLG what have I done for you to glove slap me into dirty water with Turkish?
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Its not a glove, its a little fish & in the short clip I used no-one goes in the water.
But you do want us in the water I assume?
Nope… M an L assoing G orilla
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Nope, a small fish slap to the face will suffice.
Is it the fish that will be small or the slap? Ffs MLG give me details and show your workings.
Right then, he, MLG, would like to push you, Tokyo Saint, into a very deep, disused canal.
Ffs dickface 1) you still owe me an apology and 2) this is the MLG thread so you have to hyphenate my user name or MLG might assume it is another person he is fish slapping.
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Both the fish AND the slap will be small. Unlike what pap says, no-one will be going into the water as I don’t feel the need to get the big fish out (yet).
Like Teddy Roosevelt I have a big stick policy, but my big stick is a big fish!
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Take it to the beef thread, Tokes. This is for MLG’s questions and subtle paraphrasing KMKY for the Hero Poster Bearsy.
Question for MLG.
A _friend _wants to know how he saves his dying forum. He was trying very hard to kill it, but some Schitt went down and he’s taken on over 100 new members in the last week. Presently inconsolable.
Originally posted by @pap
Question for MLG.
A _friend _wants to know how he saves his dying forum. He was trying very hard to kill it, but some Schitt went down and he’s taken on 100 new members in the last week. Presently inconsolable.
Tell your “friend” MLG says if its taken on 100 new members in a week, it isn’t “dying”.
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If your “friend” still wants help, for a fee MLG can be hired to be a propaganda minister to promote it.
“Sotonians.com is the best Saints forum in the world! Steve Grant is running scared, he is no-where near Eastleigh airport”
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Tokyo-Saint is back!
We’re getting the banned back together.
Ker ching.
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I take it back Pap, your vanity project is not dying. 100 people in a week? At this rate the Farmhouse will have to remove the seating (apart from a throne made of melted down usernames for your of course!). Well done, keep your head down, try not to piss too many people off and in 5 years or so you will be in Steve Grant’s seat.
Fuck the beef thread btw, we know how that scenario runs, 1) you throw some insults 2) I throw some back 3) Your friends consider my insults too hard 3) you say “don’t worry guys, I have been insulted by big groups of people I have pissed off before”. 4) they say “well as long as you are ok Pappybaby?” 5) I leave until my name is mentioned again. Let’s skip that eh?
Bletch - not back in the banned. I won’t be back in the games workshop until the guy in the Metallica T-shirt acknowledges he started the beef by over reacting. Until then I will post when mentioned and return insults in kind. btw, thank you for respecting the hyphen on a MLG thread. Tokyo Saint could be a completely poster with a different set of stats, probably 20 in the hidden ‘respect for Pap’ attribute.
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I love you too Tokes, but I’m not going to apologise for over-reacting. I don’t want to revisit the chain of events leading up to it; people can read the thread if they so elect.
I’m quite happy with the bile. I think it’s good for the site, particularly for the newcomers. Return to Lurk Mountain if you must, but you’ll be depriving the site of a valuable public service.
People need to know they can call me a cunt or whatever and get away with it.
Also, please - the Games Workshop stuff is highly insulting. We were Advanced Dungeons & Dragons players, ta - not the sort of fuckers so bereft of an imaginative spark that they needed to sit around painting orcs on public display. We hated those cunts. Out of all the cuts, that one’s the deepest, Tokes.
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Of all the lies pap has told, him not painting orcs in Games Workshop is the most despicable & hard to believe.
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As a newbie it’s great to start to get a feel for the back stories of the “old lags” on here…
Please can someone give us a potted history of who knows who, who’s been banned from which forums and more importantly - who has pissed of who and why? 
Cobber, remember that the winners get to write the history books.
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