❓ Ask MLG a question about... umm... ANYTHING thread

(because he’d ignore I was referring to a song)

But I’ve just always wanted to give Turkish a friendly…

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Originally posted by @Matthew-Le-God

Stop with the holiday snap reminiscing! :confused:

This thread is for QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS & QUESTIONS.

Humphrys: Your name?

MLG: MLG

Humphrys: Specialist subject?

MLG: Everything

(p.s. JxgrSaint needs to google Martin Stephenson & the Daintees)

I see, hadn’t heard of the band & album before. My bad (although it was seven years before I was born tbf)

Anyway I’m off to bed as I’m going to see the Sumo practice in about 6 hours

Honey or Lemon flavoured Vodka?

When will the fucking pre-season fixtures be announced?

It is great to see you joining in more here MLG. Always enjoyed your posts on TSW [well, maybe not always, but most of the time anyway :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:] before I got sick of reading the place.

What is your midichlorian count?

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Turkish, CB Fry, hypochondriac and Tokyo-Saint all standing in front of you.

Snog, marry, avoid, punch?

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Since there is no requirement that these questions be stupid or pointless,

What sources of information do you use in creating your FM ratings for Southampton players?

How often are your rating changed by editors (or whatever they are called) after you submit them?

What limits does your FM job impose on your ability to speak or write freely about football or any other subject?

Do you ever read my blog on those rare occasions when I update it?

Do you immediately stop readings when you realize I didn’t use any of your stats in that post?

Ok I admit, the last two questions were stupid or pointless.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Snog, marry, avoid, punch?

That sequence of events describes my last four relationships

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Originally posted by @Redslo

What sources of information do you use in creating your FM ratings for Southampton players?

He’s still using data from Graham Taylor’s Soccer Challenge on the Amiga. Just changes the player names.

Lies. Everyone knows he really gets the names from Peter Shilton’s Handball Maradona.

Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil

Honey or Lemon flavoured Vodka?

Honey, I like my alcohol to come with an element of danger!

Athletic Bilbao - 7th August at St Mary’s :cool:

Its not great; somewhere between an Ewok and a Wookie.

I’d prefer to line the four of them all up along the side of a canal…

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Originally posted by @Redslo

Since there is no requirement that these questions be stupid or pointless,

  1. What sources of information do you use in creating your FM ratings for Southampton players?

  2. How often are your rating changed by editors (or whatever they are called) after you submit them?

  3. What limits does your FM job impose on your ability to speak or write freely about football or any other subject?

  4. Do you ever read my blog on those rare occasions when I update it?

  5. Do you immediately stop readings when you realize I didn’t use any of your stats in that post?

  1. The Junior Colour Encyclopedia of Football

  2. We have ongoing discussions by email & on a forum with other club researchers and the two English head researchers. I have been a researcher for SI for nearly 10 years, I’d like to think I know what I’m doing now… :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

  3. I sign NDA’s in regards to details of upcoming FM games.

  4. Sometimes

  5. No

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Redslo versus MLG is like Alien versus Predator.

I’ve got some popcorn and I’m just waiting for it to really kick-off.

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*Cough*

MLG knows his stuff! :wink: :cool: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Why does it hurt when I wee?

My old man said be a Pompey fan.

How should I respond?

Is it true that MLG stands for minutely little genitalia?