Yep their dicks are so small they only have a twoskin.
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What does it say in the small print?
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I’ve actually seen that on Crap Signs. It’s the Facebook group I’ve been ruthlessly pilfering on.
On that note, this is an oldie but a goldie.
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…gingivitis.
“ Red and green kits are especially hard to tell apart for the one in 12 men and one in 200 women worldwide who are colour blind.”
I get that but of those 1 in 12/200 worldwide most probably don’t really care about egg-chasing, likewise in the UK.
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Surely the direction they are running in will be a clue?
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Remember snooker on the black and white telly? 
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For those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green
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Whispering Ted Lowe
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Why has it taken until February (presumably for someone to tell someone else about the programme and) for them to express their outrage?
Tbf I’ve watched most of it (got bored) and he offends absolutely everyone indiscriminately - there is a warning.
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Not good enough. Nor is the fact that anyone who knows anything about Jimmy Carr knows what to expect. No Sirree, if there’s offence to be taken the cunts of today will find it and “call it out”.
Any cunt using that phrase can fuck right off too.
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My family will confirm that I’ve never been a fan of Jimmy Carr. I don’t like his bought jokes, even though some of them would be good if Jimmy Carr wasn’t telling them.
I don’t like his barking seal laugh. I won’t watch anything he’s in, and he’s in shitloads of stuff.
He’s in a load of bother at the moment for telling a joke about gypsies during the Holocaust, and even though I share the view that the joke is vile, I still think that people should be able to joke about anything.
Then I remember it’s Jimmy Carr. And that he could have simply bought a better joke. Fuck that cunt. Let the dogs of Twitter feast on his flesh.
Sums up my feelings on La Carr perfectly
Someone may have posted this before:
Apparently it’s no longer politically-correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so here goes:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.
The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.
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Are you saying we’re all thick bastards on here? 
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Oh, I think most on here are capable of understanding the difference between an opinion expressed for informative purposes and a joke expressed for comedic effect . 