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they are unbeaten in the PL. This will continue on Wednesday night, a loss or a draw. play up to beat their perceived rivals, to win, to actually overturn the form book for once, a win incoming0 voters
About time Saints upset the form guide then isn’t it.
Pause for hollow laughter. 
Poll added to the OP
Seems the Tater on Prime will be Connor McNamara, which is fine, but his summariser is Glenn Goddle. How many references to 9:0 score lines are we going to get? 
Hopefully all about their loss recently
You’d hope
Could we get our second strip changed to a replica of the jocks national team in time for the game? That would give Che McAdams a chance of scoring.
Cunt Sutton has given Bournemouth a win the first time he has done that this season.
team news from Ralph
On team news, Ralph Hasenhuttl says Romeo Lavia “is in a good way” and will return to team training at the end of the week, but it “doesn’t look good” for defender Armel Bella-Kotchap after he dislocated his shoulder.
Theo Walcott should be able to train today following his illness.
On Walcott, Hasenhuttl said: “He was an option for me at the weekend but suddenly dropped out in the morning.”
And on Bella-Kotchap, he added: “He will definitely be out on Wednesday. It’s not so sure in what direction we are going, if we need surgery for him or if he will do I without. I think he wants to try without, mobilising the shoulder and then coming back maybe in two or three weeks. Its definitely a loss for us.”
On the club’s current injury situation, he added: “Long-term injuries are not the best for a team who are looking for results.”
TLDR “We’re fooked”
Suddenly, I feel confident.
I will be drinking excessively before entering the ground. I’m near the half way line, so you may hear me on the TV or fucking Amazon Cunt.
No Other Games thread
7 mins into Brighton v Forest game - Forest are playing exactly like Saints - different shirts obv
Ahemmm
Obv i changed my 1-1 Superbru to 2-0 in that game just before kickoff
Brighton Forest like watching Uncharted without Tom Holland
Yeah, created after I posted - or couldn’t be arsed to scroll down….
It was after. See a solicitor.