Best Sandwich Maker and Least Likely to Need Hair Gel In A Theatre of War.
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I heard that too. Utter tripe. Letās get some random bird with 3 kids on and ask her what advise sheād give them. She said establishing a routine is vital. Good advice for ordinary folk, but Iām sure theyāve already got the army of nannies, arse wipers and milk producers sorted to give mum a couple of weeks off to get ready for Wimbledon.
And itās not like they havenāt got 2 kids already is itā¦
The Daily Heil has the headline, āLittle Prince Perfectā. With a 16 page souvenir pull out! 16 pages? FFS,.
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How many copies did you buy?
Hereās hoping that they call him Albert. Good family name, that.
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OK who fuckin resurrected this thread?
@BTripz as if I didnāt knowā¦
No one gives a shit.
Even the great grandparents I thinkā¦
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Thereās one born every minute
I have been in the pub all afternoon at an important meeting tbf.
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You cynicsā¦itās an important day in every parentās life. This was a great day for MY parentsā¦Iām the one in the flowing gown after the ceremony at St Paulās Cathedral.
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Theyāve changed the brickwork at St. Paulās since you were born i notice.
Terrible destruction of some fine(but rather pissed) historical brickwork.
No wonder you keep turning down the knighthoodš
Edit:just noticed the windows. How could they replace them with some old stained glass shit.
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Yeah, metal framed, single glazed- that was the way forward. None of that snowflake double or triple glazing. It was āput another jumper onā in those days!
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That was the post-christening reception at The Ritz in The Strand, at least thatās what my dad told me. Donāt worry the war damage to St Paulās had been finished by the time of my ceremony. The stained glass had mostly been replaced with glass from broken beer bottles in green and brownā¦nice.
Had the Ritz even been built after the war - the Great War that is?
Cheeky bastardā¦as you can see I have both parents in attendance at the time. The Ritz survived the WWII blitz and were offering a āChristening Celebrationā package which included a glass of fortified wine and Marmite sandwiches for 10 guests at an all-in price of Ā£3 17s 6d. Like royalty the tax payer picked up the bill as the family were on supplimentary benefits.
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Well, given the fragrant Ms Markleās genes i hope the baby is really really black. The christening photos would be something to behold.
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Not that it bothers me, but IF Di was still around could have been Royal Familyā 1st black Muslim member. #integrationishappening
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