I still dont no how to know if my goldfish is pregnant
Do they smell of fish?
No idea, but if it’s any help mine died while I was fucking it.
Goldfish don’t get pregnant, they lay eggs and a male comes along and squirts his love custard on them…
Ah so do the females get fat with eggs before laying them ?
I’ve heard that if they are large for a while you can squeeze them (gently) and the eggs will come out…
If you can catch the little buggers irs like Rocky and the chickens.
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Volume up. 
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Wot no screamer?
Had that written all over it, to be fair.
However, you will note the preceding Scotty Screamer Amnesty© waiver, which has thus far been faithfully adhered to in 100% of cases. 
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So far……
That’s what the Lebanese said.
Have you made plans to eat it yet?
He sees that every time he thinks of the mother in law a bit like Reggie Perrin.
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Yeah just need the mushrooms to start flowering.
But not in the way of X Files Season 6 Episode 21
While it was a lovely day, the last time i saw so many people with long zoom lenses round their necks was back at Marco Simeone.
It seems having a Moose loose around about our Hoose is a BIG thing.
Didn’t see him but i have a plan Moose & Shrooms as my 1st nature pics next week
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