Say hello to Mr Pangolin
These are very rare and secretive creatures, it is thought there are only about 10,000 left, but they all look quite samey so it might be less than that and someone has double counted.
They can vary in size from 6 inches to 4 feet long, it has been speculated that the smaller specimens might just be baby ones.
They mostly eat termites and ants with their long sticky tongue, but are also quite partial to scampi nik naks.
They tend to be quite solitary as they have trust issues, but will frequently meet up with other pangolins, aardvarks, armadillos, porcupines and the like for full on inter-species banging sessions, what they lack in social grouping skills they make up for with their level of acceptance and pansexual attitudes.
Nice rating: 6/10