That’s a friendly Beetle. A very small one for your part of the world.
Looks similar to this guy, false widow spider.
Thank you @lifeintheslowlane and @BTripz.I have covered the wife in vaseline and will wait for the head to fall off.
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Nah I don’t think it’s one of them. I think that Steve/Sharon only has six legs. I’m keeping it in a jar at the moment so will give it a rattle soon and count the legs. If it has more than six I’ll get back to you 
I put it over the balcony and it flew away
That’s a nasty looking bastard. Pick it up, squeeze it then sniff your fingers. If they smell then it’s a stink bug. You must wash your hands immediately as the bacteria may cause brain lesions.
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Just been told the same thing by a local smells to high heaven if you crush them. Its gone now anyway.
Nicked. 
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Maybe it ate 2 of it’s legs out of desperation and/or boredom?
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Clever.
That answer ticks all the boxes
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It’s that time of year. Love the town mentioned one of my off the beaten track gems pronpronounced Ska Vince Ka sort of
This is a giant snail or it will be after being held in captivity and fed. Then off to the kitchen with it.
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Sounds tempting, but I’ll pass. 
Lovely with Garlic Butter. 
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Too much yesterday?
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How to solve bowel disorders quickly
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