Given we are approaching the season of goodwill and present buying fuckwittery, I thought we could have a thread where if you see something that could be a good gift idea - stick It here and you might just save a Sotonians life
My first go
My brother has kindly purchased his Mrs a pen bearing the festive slogan: “My Fanny Stinks”.
He has also gone all in and bought his daughter a pen emblazoned with: “This pen belongs to a cunt”.
He’s hoping they stop nicking his pens.
The Bog Standard Boris Bog Brush
Mrs P_F has been bought a pair of Flannel Pyjamas from Lidl.
She will be ecstatic as she has been looking for a 2nd set for almost 3years here.
Mum has been bought Orange & Cinnamon Tea.
Not even Dec 1st. Job done
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Sotonians have long memories
You are dead.
I survived frying pan gate - I am bullet proof monk
I read that as Messy Christmas tbh
Help a sotonian. Post Xmas gift ideas here and you may save a life
Delete this thread - managed to mute the original and got confused
Two bottle of wine haven’t helped
15in anal intruder?