World Cup Draw

World Cup Draw
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#1

Thought we should have a thread on this?


#2

Infantino

Putin

Nuno Bettencourt

Ballet Dancer

Bored.com


#3

Portugal and Spain in the same group :lou_eyes_to_sky:


#4

We got Belgium


#5

Fellani and Lukaku for us then…as the last group game


#6

Belgium, Panama, Tunisia and England

If England don’t get out of the group then they really are as shit as everyone thinks they are.


#7

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#9

We’ll nestle nicely into second place there with 1 draw 1 win and 1 loss. Hold on tight, it’s going to be thrilling…


#10

Well out of that draw I can only see three of them giving us any problems.


#11

We will get out of the group in second place and fail miserably in the knock out stage. It is the way of things.


#12

Them damn Panamanians eh?!!


#13

Is the title the best result England can hope for in Russia?


#14

Not forgetting Hazard, deBruyne, Tintin and Snowy


#15

There CBs aren’t bad either


#16

We can get a draw against the pesky Belgium’s. The key is to score the most against the other two so we finish top and get an easier draw.

we are fucked then


#17

Is Hercule Poirot back from injury though? He’s their danger man.


#18

Unfortunately for them he’ll be a non-starter. He was poisoned on The Orient Express…Southgate is a prime suspect so a win/win for us.


#19

Would that be Eddie Merckx, The Singing Nun and Plastic Bertrand (no relation)?


#20

Tunisia could be tricky. Both Star Wars and Raiders were filmed there. Hopefully they’ll put a load of Jawas in defence and R2D2 in goal, but @goatboy is insisting that neither of them are real.

He’s right, of course. They’ll probably field the double hard bastard* that gets propellerised in Raiders as an enforcing centre back.

* Did you know that the bloke who played the big Nazi also played the big Indian that got crushed by a mill in Temple of Doom?