Minge = fanny
Knockers = boobs
To plate or plating = going down on a lady
Bonking = fucking
Humping = as above
Nads = testicles
Tom = prostitute
Old slapper = a girl who did it with everyone else but you
Old spunker = see above
Nancy (boy) = homosexual male
Ginger = as above (Cockney rhyming slang)
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Dinlo, Scrote and Knobber were all great terms of endearment.
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Fun Bags was a favourite of mine.
On a “bread” related theme though, are females still deemed to be a nice bit of crumpet?
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Shreddies … which I believe was used in the military?
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Record Shop … I still use that to describe HMV 
Confused the hell out of my youngsters when arranging to meet each other after going our own ways in The Trafford Centre … meet up at the record shop!!
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Dinlo and scrote still in use on the Waterside 
Dukes for fists as in put up your dukes (pronounced dooks).
Ah, crumpet! Another phrase for a nice bit of crumpet was a nice bit of skirt. Nice legs were referrred to as a nice set of pins.
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Bobby for policeman
Brass and scrubber - both for slappers
Rozzers and/or filth, also for the Old Bill.
AKA “the shit in blue” down Gosport way.
Trolly.
Made from pram wheels, a long plank of wood with two shorter ones, a large coachbolt and nut, a long piece of cord and assorted nails and fixings.
Hours of fun for the fledgling Sotonian. 
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Cushtie or pukka, although Danny Dyer is single-handedly trying to keep them alive.
With a lawn mower engine and bike chain attachment was much better fun 
Spunk Bubble, Wazzock, Winnet, Ball Bag.
is a spunk bubble blown from a tom’s minge after the john has duffed?
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Croggy / crossy - a lift on the crossbar of someone’s bike.
Not even sure youths’ bikes have crossbars any more. Some don’t even have seats. #gomalert
When you record something you say you are going to ‘tape it’ my 15 y o still looks at me with utter disdain when I say that
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