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We should prob have just one master thread for trolling Lou, like pap did to frbl with the Corbyn thread, rather than spread Lou out across the whole frm like this what do you think guise?

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Please do, as I do see this as a very important issue. I am involved in the grass roots of football as a referee rep, who is trying to promote respect and more female officials getting involved in the sport.

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Fair play, apologies for derailing it. My 10 year old daughter loves playing, but we are struggling to find a side close enough for her to join. My commnet with repsect to the Fifa ,Sepp and kit were obviously meant as satire, but appreciate that this thread was perhaps not he best place for it.

Yeah - bring it on!! You will fail!!

Quit trying to pretend you derailed the thread. Your trolling attempt failed! Accept it! :wink:

Failed? not sure I even attempted itā€¦ to darn ignorant of these modern terms to know if I was trolling or notā€¦though i was just trying to inject a bit a humourā€¦ that backfired a littleā€¦ I may have to retreat tand seek refuge at SWF ā€¦ that place is full of mysoginistic wankers so I shouldgo unoticedā€¦

No no no! Iā€™m kidding! I got your joke, and it made me laugh! Donā€™t go! (Though tell us who you are over thereā€¦ Please??)

i like you crack rib. Ur ok. You can stay if you like pls.

Does that mean youā€™re turning feminist too?

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I read an article other day, it was Science article, bout that when birds are knobbed by a bro, or even just suck him off i spose, they absorb his genetic material + it actually becomes part of their DNA genome, and they sometimes even pass on these foreign datas from all their previous sex partners onto future children, even if i.e. the child is fathered by some complete other bro down the line. It was science article iā€™m srs. Have You Heard Bout That What Do You Think Bout That?

ā€¦ over ā€˜thereā€™ I am cast aside as a boring old fart for lacking ā€˜humourā€™ and not bending over and greasing up to take one from the Turk, the Fried egg and their little snivelling wannabe who struggles with illnessā€¦ which is amusing in itself. It was never the same after Bearsy leftā€¦I wept at night not knowing where he had goneā€¦ lost, alone immersed in such hostility

Pap extended his welcoming arms, allowing a rebirth and encouraging more sweary words so he has my heart :lou_is_a_flirt:

ā€˜ā€˜Do not be concerned about who I wasā€¦ embrace who I have becomeā€™ā€™ (sounds like it should be from some great literary tome, but I just made it up as I like to be a bit pretencious now and againā€¦like Bletch)

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We should call this frm ā€œAll The Good Posters Post Here Now, And You Can See Whyā€

I like to think of this place as a refuge for normal people.

Link please.

It was Science article, Lou. Science! Some of it was pretty technical. Are you sure?

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Maybe Iā€™ve picked up some of your brain power since the last time we metā€¦

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Oh here it is:

Science Article Bout Jizz

We could do Science Experiment, if you like? What weā€™ll do, right, is Iā€™ll send you a pint of bear jizz in the post. You drink the pint of jizz, and then go out and get impregnated by some other bro, hypo from saintsweb, or someone like that. Then weā€™ll wait 9 months, and see if when baby is born it has Bearsy defining DNA genetic trait of being born with a boner*

* Not paying child support tho soz i am v.poor

Edit: Being born with boner is my mom favourite story to tell strangers at dinner parties. Apparently, I came out boner first, and the widwifes, or rather a whole team of midwifes, had to all grab hold of my boner and tug, and tho i werenā€™t there at the time, or rather i was, but my head was still stuffed inside my mom so i couldnā€™t see, Iā€™m pretty sure it went off. You can still find my birthing video on Pornhub if you are interest.

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Happy to take part in this experiment, but does it have to be whole pint (I might gag), and does it have to be Hypo (I might gag)?

Typical woman ā€œJust a half for me plsā€ :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Likelihood of Bear being able to produce one teaspoon, never mind a pint = 0.1%

Likelihood of Hypo being able to get it up, never mind keep it up = zero.

Yeah, sure, Bearsy, Iā€™m happy to take part in your experiment under those terms!!

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