Woman engages in sex act with dinosaur

Woman engages in sex act with dinosaur
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#1

She’s from Devon so that explains things.


#2

“The sculpture had to be thoroughly cleaned by council workers” :astonished:


#3

I think what’s more concerning, for me, Ted, is that it was a baby T Rex that she had sex with. That makes her a paedo, Ted. By all means, fuck the adult dinosaurs, but what sort of cunts fuck the kids? Sickos.


#4

Adult dinosaurs are fair game mate. Who looks out for the baby dino’s from randy Devon women


#5

My sister-in-law lives in Devon. Wonder if it’s her? Must phone my bro.

:smiley:


#6

Women have been having sex with me for years should I report them?


#7

Oooooh an opportunity for some shit puns, I’ll start off…

Jurassic Poke

Tyranno-sore-arse Rex

That’s all I could come up with.


#8

VelociRAPEtor?


#9

When I read the title I assumed that it was Harry Redknapp who was the lucky recipient!


#10

Originally posted by @gavstar

Oooooh an opportunity for some shit puns, I’ll start off…

Jurassic Poke

Tyranno-sore-arse Sex

That’s all I could come up with.

Slight mod for you


#11

Originally posted by @CB-Saint

Originally posted by @gavstar

Oooooh an opportunity for some shit puns, I’ll start off…

Jurassic Poke

Tyranno-sore-arse Sex

That’s all I could come up with.

Slight mod for you

I knew it was missing something :lou_wink_2:


#12

Dildodocus?


#13

Cunnilingusaurus?