Fuck me … we are just 2 points off a Champs League place, and when we win 1-0 at Old Trafford on Friday we will be Top of The God Damn League FFS.
Be positive we are on the up, once again the Football World will be dumb founded at how we have come back from the precipice. The soccer pundits will be scratching their heads and praising our beautiful football and positive spirit. Kylie is come over to give me a damn good sorting out and World Peace will be declared.
I guess with the time difference it probably is acceptable to be passed at this time of day.
Because I’m a horse!
The only person I’ve seen with a long face recently is Shane.
Eric has been passed for years. Passed by the Taxi, passed by the chicks in the bar…
And also he REALLY doesn’t need the excuse of a time zone to be pissed.
Anyway he is not alone, Dubai Saints Official are predicting a 1-0 to us on Friday in our Press Preview this week (which will get published Thursday) Just not sure I will link it as I have to do a farking Video to go with it
Why is Eric stalking everybody else?
Just come across this … a perfect antidote for a long face
Get the nipper over here for our next home match & make him the team mascot for the day!!
I’ve now got an even longer face as no one has up-voted my rather excellent joke!
Well we can’t have that mate … one up vote from me for B Tripz for his blatant cheek
Your joke sucks cock, BTip.
Very harsh. I found it a quite mildly amusing play on the title of the thread and the fact that horses have got long faces … that’s proportionally speaking, they haven’t got Shlong faces
But some of them have got very long Schlongs. A friend of a friend saw a film with some in once…so I’ve been told.
George Orwell was probably turning in his grave when he saw that film’s title!
Originally posted by @Fatso
Your joke sucks cock, BTip.
I’m sorry Fatso, I love you too much for your attempts to provoke me to work!!