Went to see them play on a Stag-do in 2012 in Hamburg, awesome fans.
So, Iâve asked my mate about your mate - specifically his nickname.
I was introduced to him as Soolio.
Is that a name you recognise or is it just something my mate uses?
Fortuna DĂŒsseldorf for me
PLay in Rot & Weiss
Perennial strugglers
City has great beer
So weâve narrowed the selection to the whole of the Bundesliga1âŠwhat next?
We surely need a poll to settle it so some people can feel disenfranchised and ignore our German team from now on.
RB Leipzig as Ralphâs former club?
Thatâs a thought mate.
Suprised nobody else suggested that.
Surely âstalag-doâ?
If someone else had already said it Iâd have noticed.
cough
ahem
Oh whatever
Like I said yesterday Cologne or Ralphâs lot
Can I support this team as well please?
I donât want to step all over your shit, but I do support Saints and I am called Paul.
My eye unit is also called St. Pauls.
Theyâre not for you
Câmon.
We can be the site ultras.
There was a meeting. Youâre not in. Move along.
Well now Iâm definitely supporting them.
And yet I donât quite know whether I am rebelling against your wishes or have in fact been the victim of subtle @Fatso manipulations.
St. Pauli til I die *
* Possibly a short time under the Toriesâ theyâve-got-to-catch-it-all coronavirus policy.
Youâre rebelling against the wishes of the entire St Pauli fanclub. And we wonât stand for it. One attempted cheer or bit of support from you and youâll be going home in a Hamburg ambulance.
Think even the Chapel could join in when real footie comes back.
Such a catchy number
HmmmmâŠmumble mumble mumble mumble.