Who is stone cold sober on a Friday night?

Cobham-Saint · 5 January 2018 19:18

Giving up the booze for Jan?

CB Saint is I guess?

This can be your safe space to be smug & self-righteous

See you in Feb

Goatboy · 5 January 2018 19:36

Thought I’d get a post on this thread before it disappears forever.

lifeintheslowlane · 5 January 2018 19:41

I’m sober at the moment in the run-up to the Bin Dipper Derby but I’m prepared to push the boat out in a big way if, you know who picks up a nasty injury during the 90 minutes.

A TOAST…HERE’S HOPING.

Fatso · 5 January 2018 19:52

My sister told me I should do a dry January. Stupid woman.

Goatboy · 5 January 2018 19:53

Do February. It’s shorter.

BTripz · 5 January 2018 20:09

I’m sober, going to the cinema for Last Jedi Pt II

Fatso · 5 January 2018 20:18

I refuse to bow to these silly trends. I shall drink myself into oblivion!

Fatso · 5 January 2018 20:20

I’m going to tell my sister that I’ll do a dry January but that just means I’ll try not to piss myself each night.

Sadoldgit · 5 January 2018 20:24

Odd watching 6 ex Saints playing.

saintbletch · 5 January 2018 20:30

Cunts

Fatso · 5 January 2018 20:31

Oh dear.

8.30pm

what a cunt.

Cobham-Saint · 5 January 2018 20:33

You been sniffing the cooking sherry again?

Think you need the other thread. Unless you are actually sober

lifeintheslowlane · 5 January 2018 20:34

Looks like an Everton player waved a feather duster at Nivea boy and he went down in a shower of pink fluff. Penalty apparently…bin dippers one up.

saintbletch · 5 January 2018 20:36

No, stone-cold sober.

Just realised that you’re all cunts.

It took me being sober to work it out.

Tomorrow I will be posting ‘cunts’ in the other thread for the usual reason.

Sadoldgit · 5 January 2018 20:39

Jesus Christ. What a soft penalty. You can’t breathe in the box nowadays without some twat doing a dying swan act. On the second bottle now.

Tokyo-Saint · 5 January 2018 20:58

I tried dry Jan, delayed it until the first day back at work on Weds, out the window already.

Cobham-Saint · 5 January 2018 21:05

When did “dry January” become a thing?

Who invented it? I can see the benefit of not boozing for a month, but in January???

I go for a “cut down in January” but that’s only relative because I can’t physically be alive and do my job after the run up to Xmas and Xmas itself…It’s more “drink what you drink like for the rest of the year January”

Goatboy · 5 January 2018 21:07

I’m gonna take up crack this month.

edit: that’s not an invite Bletch.

Cobham-Saint · 5 January 2018 21:18

I just snorted wine out through my nose

Would double upvote if I could

lifeintheslowlane · 5 January 2018 21:22

Hahahaha… Van Rental just stands and watches Sigurdsson sweep the ball past him for the Everton equaliser.