In an attempt to avoid getting twatted tonight I have committed to riding 60km at 8am tomorrow, so not being dehydrated / hanging out of my arse would be of some help.
In reality my inner moron will make an appearance around about glass 3 and all my good intentions will go to rat shit and I will spend 2.5 hours pedalling squares tomorrow wishing that someone would just run me over
Bus Wankering for round 2.
Stuffed up with pizza & stocked up with matches for my eyelids.
I may need red bull.
Then I remind myself this is work and someone else’s expense account is paying.
Better get a move on, gotta attack craft IPA’s at House of Beer…
Hey everybody, say hello to my inner moron
knew you could / would do it.
Put the stabilisers on before you go out tomorrow 
Go on the rum. You’ll taste it with every breath of the 0.6km you’ll cover 
I’m in a Salsa bar with some people 2 g&ts down and due to be up early for a trip to Hampshire.
Lordy there’s a bloke who is trying to look like Che Guevara.
Theres a load of men standing around eyeing up.the women.
I’m getting daggers after an hour in a strip bar (wasn’t paying)
Landed in another local bier halle
Fvck me, Polish people speak fast. Tonight’s Taxi driver just recited War & Peace in 8 minutes.
I miss Magda’s Bewbs already
And repeat.
FFS, working can be really tough at times, but back on the bus, City Tour Jewish Quarter Bars, Castle, more restaurants and another club.
Plus side it is a stunning sunny day 17C perfect for working up a thirst
Fuck sake Women. Made us walk 10.31kms around town, sunburn and ONLY 5 beers so far.
Now moaning me & Damascus Saint are passed out on the bed in his room
Good for your step count though. 
This was messing with my senses.
Something new to me.
White IPA. Looks like Wheat Beer, texture of same, taste of a bitter IPA
Anyway crashed & burned early, finally home, may even get 8 hours sleep.
Then yep, we go again tomorrow before I pour him on his plane Monday
Fuck it, i’m on it at home, which is sad in itself. But a torrid week at work. Justified. Big spirits followed by Henry Westons Vintage. Duchess won’t be impressed enoigh to relent to carnal relations if i keep this up. Getting a bit shouty about brexit whilst watching some fifa game show the lad has on. I’ll be asleep before end of vogglebox. What a cunt.
That went south rather quickly
3 hours of 2 for 1 cocktails followed by many beers
Friday night on Duval Street Key west is rather hectic
Did you take in the sunset?..seems to be the thing to do in Key West.
And eat Dolphin.
Just starting out. In Southsea doing a long walk and pub crawl. Fucking beautiful day to be in enemy territory to celebrate 3 points and get punched before staggering to the train home.
I’ll be there later. Going to see Slow Readers at Wedgwood Rooms.
