Is that a band or are you just people watching in portsmouth?
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Was way past caring at that point
Sunsets are wank, generally
3 points?
Check.
Punched before betting on a train.?
Working on that !
So sat in a restaurant having lunch
Order a pint of beer - enjoy it, order a second
Half way through, I say to the Ayatollah I am feeling a bit pissed. Grab the menu and realise I am sinking pints of 7% beer.
Today isn’t going to go well. Two rum distillers to visit this arvo
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Even though i’m still hungover from last night, that win deserves to set my liver working overtime again. Off to the pub.
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Looks like someone’s already eaten it.
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Ouch
Nothing?
Noone?
Pretty poor performance this tbh.
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Farnham Beerex tomorrow and no beer in the house.
Schoolboy error with the shopping.
Only have Mrs C_S’s glugging wine. Needs must and all that…
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I’ve had to g&ts, been to a comedy show, dinner in Soho and home now.
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Good man. I’m on call so have to stay sufficiently sober to respond should the need arise.
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Cunts
On a Monday? 
4 days late or 5 early?
Half trim cunt.
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Term
Prefer previous post
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Out in Winch and just been held prisoner at The Hyde Tavern (as recommend by @Fowllyd) escaped to City Kebabs (as recommended by bar person (female) at The Hyde Tavern).
Sated I will now waddle to the train.
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