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Monkey Tennis
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So simple 3 weeks 6 pieces of paper then have knee surgery

  1. Allergy test for the metals they use. 3 trips to town 12 hours paper obtained.

  2. Dentist. Trip 1 old XRay cannot use. Trip 2 £16 XRay. Trip 3 cannot use i have a Cyst in the jaw Trip 4 Dentist agrees can operate Trip 5 booked for next week. No paper. 20 hours
    8 trips so far

  3. Laryncologist cannot look down my throat without making me wretch. 4 hours wasted no paper

9 trips

4 Doc who operated on me. 4 hours waiting because Mrs P_F got given wrong info. Endoscope throat OK no paper. Now need CT Scan in different hospital and blood test in different diagnostic centre

10 trips

5 CT Scan machine broken. Not taking bookings no paper

11 trips

6 Blood Test 84 people ahead of me in queue when gets down to only 32 ahead of me. They go to lunch

12 trips.
One piece of paper

Village Doc
Cardiology
Prostrate & Liver iltrasound
Urologist
Dental surgery
All still to come before 18th April

One is not is a good mood.
Ones arse hurts from 5 hours sittig on wooden benches

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Wait until the anal probing starts … :crazy_face:

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23

Is the doctor supposed to shout “look, no hands!!” in the middle of my prostate exam? :flushed:

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