Is @bearsy replacing it with something?
Is it going to be a BK icon?
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Like when the old Soviet leaders died first they started to remove the pictures in the offices next the statutes.
Eventually 6 months after he had been dead and the new guard had split all his spoils, he was declared dead and they buried him with a big parade.
So expect to hear nothing until October
Another revolution looms 
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Either the above or Burger King has been hacked by the ransomware virus.
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OMG @bearsy 's use of BK staff WiFi to satisfy his porn needs has spread WannaCry all over.
We are doomed, doomed I tell you.
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Looks like Pap got the jumper cables out and Bearsyās back. 
There was always going to be victims with the recent spate of cyber attacks, winners and losers. During such times the weak are separated from the strong and are destroyed. Anyone that knows bear will know that he is weak and in a scenario where there are winners and losers, he will always be the later. It appears bear died in the cyber attack. It is sad but was inevitable. RIP bear.
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Iām not so sureā¦I have a feeling heās still on the hard-shoulder of the M6 waiting for the recovery truck while he tries to bond with a curry sandwich.
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Images of Jim Levenstein (aka Jason Biggs) from American Pie spring to mindā¦
Stand down bros, I just had to take my Face in for Cleaning, Iād got Jizz all over it. Again.
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Howās the Corsa Bearsyā¦had the upholstery valeted yet?
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I have new car now. Itās a Vauxhall Insignia. It is rubbish. I do not recommend Vauxhall Insignia.
I donāt like Vauxhall at all. Never had one and never fancied one.
My main beef is that they pretend theyāre British cars.
āAh, a Vauxhall horseless carriage? Thatāll be perfect for getting me to patriotic Peckham! How delightfully Britishā.
Except the European fruits call them Opel, and the Americans call them GM, or would if they had an inkling these mediocre motors were rumbling out of the worldwide design departments of General Motors.
Vauxhall cars have always lacked class in design and been underwhelming to drive
Iāve got an insignia. Itās perfectly fine.
I have owned at various times a
Vauxhall Viva, instruments failed lights woud go off on there own timer just when you needed them
Vauxhall Victor even when petrol was cheap I could never afford to filll the thing full to the brim.
Vauxhall Cavalier, Thermostat failed causing engine to sieze. replcement engine did the same. Lost the fuel cap on this one and the bob standard replacements never fitted properly and leaked fuel when you went around a corner at speed (what Vauxhall call speed anyway)
Yep Vauxhalls are shite.
ā¦ obviously I wasnāt talking about your one mate, I meant to say āall Vauxhalls except Fatsoāsā 
when I get in my car all I want is for the fucker to start, go and then stop when I want it to. My insignia does all of that AND more. Iām not some Jeremy Clarkson cunt, unlike some of you lot.
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My insignia does the starting pretty good tbf. It aināt so good at the stopping, because you have to remember to flick the handbrake switch, otherwise you come out hotel this morning and find it rolled across car park and parked in bushes.
I also donāt like that I have to be in the Right Gear when Iām going up a Hill, i.e. if I hill start in 5th gear, it makes Embarrassing Noises and Doesnāt Move.
I also donāt like that I have to be stood right next to it to lock it, cos the keyfob donāt work when I remember to lock it and Iām already 200 yards away, so I keep have to Walk Back.
I also donāt like that it keeps coming up with beeping alarm going WARNING TYRE ALERT! when I am drive along motorway, and then changes itās mind and says relax, no tyre alert. False alarm. I find that disturbing.
These are my Beefs with Insignia so Far. Maybe I have just got a Bad One but they are v.srs. I think I will take it back + get Something Else.
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you have got a bad one and personally, I think thatās karma.
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