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Why would they even think of doing this illegal to pass wind, what next
being in possession of an ugly face?
This is just hilarious (imo). I think itās been around for some time but Iāve never seen it before.
āCatch him Derry. Heās making a mockery of youā 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=66&v=Lk0pA-G0Kz8
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Thatās how I will always remember her. She was the Queen of our hearts, with hair like a mop, poorly applied lipstick, eyes of a stoner and black.
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To be fair, it does look like her.
Youāre my wife now, Dodi.
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Yeah, after she has been punched in the face by Mike Tyson
Iād have Bazza down as a RH;PAC
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Lovren fucks up for the first goal and Liverpool only draw at home.
LOL
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Whatever. Even if it didnāt go rogue, at my age it would still probably kill me. 
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SING IT .
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But Iād spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strongā¦
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now goā¦walk out the door!
donāt you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldnāt find it out,
Donāt you know weāre only joking when we say size doesnāt count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex lifeās gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!..
The lonely life on an oil rigā¦
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I have just got off and am drinking vodka and Pepsi because no Coke in KL lounges
My girlfriend bought a home waxing kit the other day. She asked me if she should just do the sides or leave a strip down the middle. I said I would prefer it if she didnāt have a moustache at all.
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Hairy pussy eating:
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