😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Indeed. But to add a further layer? Like wearing pants under your speedos. Just wrong.

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Because he’s in England and they have like y’know cold weather there?

Just sayin’

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No not having that as soon as I had a place of my own have slept naked. if the girlfriend /wife/object of my desire wants to wear a night dress all well and good as it can always be removed.

sleeping in clothes is definetly not good. you keep warm with the partner :slight_smile:

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An Octopus goes into a bar and says, “I can play any musical instrument going!” Someone gives him a guitar which he plays like Hendrix. Then someone gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John. Then a Scotsman throws him a set of Bagpipes. The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says, “what’s wrong, can ye no play it?” The Octopus says, “play it? I’m gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!”

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Some light Hurricane Relief

And yes, I have a friend who is in the path of it as are all his friends and yes I am worried for him.

https://twitter.com/Sergio_Ark2/status/906839100853977088

A shit it is THAT serious one

https://twitter.com/invisibleman_17/status/906859393723113472

A poem Paul McCartney wrote to Heather Mills when they were together: We lay upon a grassy bank my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.

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Ahhh…simple pleasures…made I laugh. :lou_lol:

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Ah, from the Benny Hill school of poetry

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The Southampton Way in days of old …

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Anychance of a run down of who the players are LITSL ? :lou_lol:

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They’re all smartly turned out - perhaps if the current batch learnt a few lessons from this like about sensible suits and polished shoes then they might be doing better…

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Yep…L to RIght: Bert Molestrangler, Roger Toger, Syd Snott, Duncan McBiscuit, Percy Penguin, Clod Poole, Sylverster Twinkle, Stanley Hacksaw, Morris Oxford, Austin Cambridge, Tom Cobbley, Tom Pierce. Manager: Cyril Chumbley-Warner.

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LOL … I think you missed out Phil McCaverty and Mike Hunt or did they come a bit later ? :lou_lol: