A blokeās wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning thereās a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says, āMate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good newsā.āWell,ā says the bloke, āI guess Iād better have the bad news first?ā
The Sarge says, āIām really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.ā
The bloke is naturally distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn.But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.
The Sarge says, āWell when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so weāve brought you your share.āHe hands the bloke a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or five crabs in it.ā Geez thanks. Theyāre bloody beauties. I guess itās an ill wind and all thatā¦
So whatās the other possible good news?ā Wellā, the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 oāclock and weāre gonna shoot over there and pull her up again.
Iām going to hell for upvoting that PS but I did find it funny 
And so did I which is why i put it up.
It has done its job
I think the first 4 words were all that were neededā¦
The bulls goring people afterwards video was amusing too.
You wonāt hear from me for a while. Being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatablesā¦
I gotta lilo
I heard that you were charged with stealing those railings - will they ask for other fences to be taken into consideration?
Would it be another example of Sotoniansā ingrained anti-Semitism to suggest that their cover of āMoneyā shows them at their best?
I wonāt mention it, just in case.
Iāll have to look through my music files laterā¦I have a video of Pink Floyd playing Hava Nagilaā¦just to show weāre not all anti-Semites. 
Thatās going to give Mel Brooks a great idea for his next filmā¦
It appears that the marriage of Louise and Jamie Redknappā is over. Not to worry though. 'Arry has apparently lined Louise up with Calum Davenport on a free. Triffic!