😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Everton boss Ronald Koeman insists he will see out his three-year deal despite admitting he would love to manage Barcelona one day.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

He will see out his deal, honest, no don’t chuckle, he will.

No really, he will.

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Hummmppph @rallyboy please read the Kuntman at Finch Farm thread… :lou_lol:

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Same thing @btripz - different approach.

:laughing:

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Row on TalkSport between Ray Wilkins and a Sun reporter -

Here’s the full transcript and sound clip:

Ray Wilkins: “He should have saved that with his teeth, he should not have moved from that angle. When Rashford beats him…”

Neil Custis: “Are you actually being serious here or is it a joke?”

RW : “No I’m very serious. If he beats him on the near post, then he beats him.

NC : “Don’t be ridiculous, I’ve not come on to have a stupid conversation about free-kicks.”

RW: “Oh don’t even go there. Very nicely executed. No Neil I’m sorry, don’t talk to me about ridiculous.”

NC: “You are being ridiculous.”

RW: “Don’t talk to me about being ridiculous when it comes to footballing knowledge because you don’t have any, you write for a newspaper and you give your opinion. I perfectly understand that.”

NC: “Why did you just say there, that I have no footballing knowledge? Who the hell are you to come on here, you’ve rung me up right…”

RW: “Exactly and I do apologise for that, I didn’t actually ring you up Neil.”

NC: “Hang on, hang on. Stop, stop, stop. You’ve come on here to ask me to come on this show, and you start insulting me like that? Who the hell do you think you are? You just said I have no footballing knowledge, who the hell do you think you are to speak to me like that?”

RW: “No hang on one second Neil…If I’ve been disrespectful to you, I apologise immediately, but a real goalkeeper would have taken that in his teeth because he would not have moved to the side of the goal when he shouldn’t have moved.”

NC: “Oh stop it. Who are you anyway, I don’t know, I know it’s Alan Brazil, who are you?”

RW: “Who am I? I’m nobody my friend, nobody whatsoever and I’ve always claimed that through life.”

NC: “You’ve just said that to me, you’ve basically just said that to me.”

RW: “Oh I do apologise.”

NC: “Well so you should.”

RW: “Now what I’m saying is the free-kick was initiated very well indeed…”

NC: “No you keep saying it, you’re boring me to death and every listener. I keep hearing what you’re saying on this and it’s nonsense.

RW: “It’s nonsense is it?”

NC: “Yeah.”

RW: “Well I’m sorry my friend, everybody in football…”

NC: “I’m not your friend.”

RW: “…If you ask anybody within football that’s played within football…”

NC: “[Unclear sound] unlike me who you’ve rung up to ask me about this whole event.”

RW: “…they will say the goalkeeper should’ve saved the shot.”

NC: “Hang on, I’ve got no footballing knowledge so why have you rung me up to ask me about this whole thing? Jesus Christ”

Listen to the whole clip below…

Custis soon took to Twitter afterwards to retweet listeners who supported him and accused Wilkins of being “patronising” and “insulting”.

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Haha, thats great. Wilkins is an annoying bellend. Always nice to hear a bit of aggro on the radio.

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Thing is I saw the free kick last night and even the BT Sports commentator said the keeper moved too early (the wrong way) and should have saved it.

They forget to mention the wicked bend that Rashford got on the ball that didn’t start until the ball was actually over the wall.

It’s like saying that the goalie in the world cup should have saved THAT Roberto Carlos free kick.

Oh dear. He can’t get anything right

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So Spuds and Poch choke again. What a shame.

SWANSEA 1 EVERTON 0

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Birmingham.

'Arry.

Last day survival bid to avoid relegation.

Too many cliches to list in this interview

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/861274884705587200

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Let Pen got stuffed. At least the French electorate have more sense than the Americans or us (feel free to vote me down again hypo).

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Insomnia has it’s benefits sometimes :lou_smiley:

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