I assume they are building a toilet?
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Iām genuinely missing whatās amusing here. Someone help me please! Is it the fact heās framed the conversation or that Tom says he he loves Dave?
Tom loves Dave I guess? 
Iām surprised at you @fatso
So ā¦ itās funny because heās used the screenshot of the conversation (which contains all the relevent info) as the artwork for the finished poster. Not hilarious but amusingly clever.
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Ahā¦very good. That was a bit slow of me. Thicko Ted didnāt get it either. What a thicko.
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Ah, but you expect it from Ted 
Fatslow seems an apt name for him 
Interestingly, I checked out the Friarās facebook page to see whether these bands actually were playing on those date. Next thing I know, Iāve been invited to ālikeā their FB page. 
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The posterās doing itās job then ā¦ an inspired idea thatās both amusing and functional
Bath Saint has been suckered in by a basic advertising ploy. What a thicko.
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Middle class family makes rare appearance on front porch
05-01-17
A MIDDLE CLASS family have been spotted relaxing in front of their house, in a clear breach of social convention.
The Logan family, who live in a fairly fancy cul de sac, spent 12 minutes on their front porch yesterday even though it made them look a bit unemployed.
Tom Logan said: āAs a middle class man I like to get home from work and run straight into the house, so that the neighbours donāt think Iām loitering around like people do on council estates.
āYesterday though their was a patch of sunlight on the front steps and it just looked so tempting.
āI could feel the neighboursā eyes on us but it was worth it.ā
Loganās wife Anna said: āI donāt think Iāve ever been in front of the house before. It felt like we were in a BBC drama about a plucky working class community where people smoke cigarettes and talk to each other.
āAfter nine minutes though I began to worry that others might see us doing a non-aspirational activity, so I said loudly āweād better take the kids to their competitive sport clubā and dragged everyone back inside.ā
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