Its disgusting how these so called Vegans still drink Water.
“Thats a Fish House you sick fucks”
Oh I laughed.
Seems a certain Brewery are being Grade A &#^%$((^#ts
Brewdog, the craft beer company that prides itself on a “punk” ethos, has been accused of acting like “just another multinational corporate machine” after forcing a family-run pub to change its name or face legal action.
The fast-growing Scottish brewer, which has burnished its underdog credentials with vocal criticism of how major brewers operate, recently launched a vodka brand called Lone Wolf. But it threatened legal action against a pub in Birmingham that opened under the same name, prompting allegations of bullying and hypocrisy from within the pubs and brewing community.
Safety first!
The doorbell rings.
A man opens the door and there’s his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, “Can I stay here for a few days?”
The man says, “Sure you can.” And he closes the door.
Rihanna, Usher and Justin Bieber were walking over a bridge.
Rihanna trips and gets her head stuck between the railings.
Without a sideways glance, Usher pulls aside her G-String and fucks her senseless.
He stands back and tells Justin “your turn”!
Justin burst out into tears. "Whats wrong? Asks Usher.
Justin sobs, “My head won’t fit in the railings”
You all remember the Ted Bates Statue Rel 1.0…
Weeeeeeeeeeeellll, looks like that Sculptor is still at it, Cristiano Ronaldo has just had an Airport named after him.
And they revealed a Bust of him.
(IMHO it looks more like a Bust of Fonte or SLong)
WTAF! Ha ha
Followimg on from the ‘Ronaldo’ bust,I felt it appropriate to reserach otehr rather unfortunate statues… seemsthere are plenty out there that may raise a chuckle…
Paddy and Mick fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Mick said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Paddy said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Mick replied, ‘Don’t worry - just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey.
Paddy said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Mick replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their Drinks. Mick said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Paddy said ‘Mick - I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Mick said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub