I need to eat some shut for fuck up pie now
Whats the medical term for the fatty tissue around the clitoris?
Wife
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A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted â Heâs behind you !â
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Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for he first time, the proud Dad says âIâll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to wait until next pay dayâ boy says âthatâs alright Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anywayâ
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Bloke shagging his girlfriend saysâ Bend over weâll try the social security positionâ â What the hell is that ?â she says â When my balls touch your arse youâre getting the full benefitâ
Murphy suggests to his wife they should spice up their sex life, and try the wheelbarrow position. âWhatâs thatâ she asks. âYou get down on all fours, i pick you up by the legs and away we go.â âOKâ she says,âon two conditionsâ. âOne, if it hurts promise me you will stop straight awayâ. âOK, i promiseâ says Murphy. âAnd the second conditionâ? âPromise me you wonât wheel me past my mothers houseâ.
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can we change the thread title to âshit jokesâ please.
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Being a sandal wearing snowflake I know I really shouldnât laugh at this. But I did.
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Scary Shit
Warning this video may seriously creep you out
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Little Girl " I lost my mum somewhere"
Policeman " whatâ's she Like"
Little Girl " Big cocks and Vodka"
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Heard on radio 4:
Q: why did the baker have smelly hands?
A: Because he kneaded a poo
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Seriously @steveintheforest it was from Radio 4, honestâŚ
Trouble is, itâs now my best (& only) joke in my armouryâŚ
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