Is that @barry-sanchez ?
Camel Toe Underwear, yep you read that properly
Ever looked at yourself in the mirror and thought that what your outfit was missing was a really visible, bulging camel toe? Yeah us neither.
But because the world is apparently a cruel and confusing place, you can now get your grubby little paws on what is essentially a pushup bra for your labia.
Hallelujah.
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Come on then @btripz how do you even think of googling stuff like that?
Or is it just sent to your in Box?
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Blimey, Is that a thing? Do women want a massive fanny?
Well Bazza’s mrs’s has him 
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Read the article, it’s a big thing in Japan apparently, @tokyo-saint will probably be able to tell you more about it.
I didn’t google, I was reading a Joe.co.uk article and it appeared in the clickbait at the bottom.
Was tempted to read another article about what ladies call their body parts but I’m all business at the moment, srs, RIP
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THE government has announced that child poverty is now known as infant cash flow problems. After successfully retitling the Minimum Wage as the Living Wage, ministers have decided that renaming things is easier than sorting them out. A government spokesman said: “Children’s income fluctuates dependent on factors like pocket money and Saturday jobs, it’s patronising to describe them as living in poverty when they’ve just hit a temporary bump in the road. “An eight-year-old can be out of cash one week, but then pick a lucrative freelance paper round contract that sees them rolling in sweets and comics. “We will also be renaming homelessness as ‘temporary roof absence’, and anyone caught manipulating their child benefits will be called a ‘kiddie benefit fiddler’, to provide the maximum amount of demonisation.”
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Child poverty is only a temporary blip. Take a family in child poverty, wait 18 yrs, no more child poverty - simples. People have no patience these days.
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From a post on LinkedIn
Thought for the Day!
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer over one year at Tesco’s, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
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My wife has told me that she has quit smoking.
To see if she’s telling the truth, I’ve gone to the pub & left the gas on.
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I must have read this five years ago. The old ones are the best eh!
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