Sotonians annual do?
The Penguin actually blew a seal
so hot
dirty bastards those penguins, theyâre all gathering round to have a good look.
Toyota Corolla gets pissed, crashes, doesnât give a shit; lights up a fag and takes a selfie with the worldâs longest selfie stick.
EDIT: Credit to Imgur for the image.
Apparently some Crystal Palace fans daubed Crystal Palace FC over what they thought was the Middlesbrough coach at the weekend. Trouble is it turned out to be the Palace coach! They have caused ÂŁ40k worth of damage.
Twats.
why is that a problem? Just leave it as it is and there wonât be any confusion in the future.
Why have this
When you can have this
They made that schoolboy error of starting the writing off to big I see!
Lol, no room left for the ⌠âARE SHITâ
I really want the team to bob up to away games in this⌠I would laugh so much!
Is there a promise to fund the NHS on the other side?
Stand down pap
Ah, the flatroof pub. I remember those halcyon days of grimness, growing up in Harestock in Winchester, avoiding the March Hare like the plague. I wonder if it is still there, and whether it is as grim as it ever wasâŚ
Wow yeahâŚthe flat roof of the Shield & Dagger, ShirleyâŚmy brother got, (deservedly) beaten up there. Saved me the bother. I miss that sticky carpet.
The March Hare, where I grew up could be a clone of the Shield and Dagger. Isnât it funny how they were all built to essentially the same model - basically a slightly oversized domestic house with the obigatory flat roof extension.
Is the Shield and Dagger also next to a small parade of shops? When I was a lad, there was a chippy, a bakery, a general shop and a laundrette.
No more like a light industry wasteland and ex-Unigate dairy.
Ah, well Harestock was devoid of light industry. It was a weird mix of squaddy Green Jackets army houses, IBM staff and people who worked at Winnal.
The Longmead Arms in Bishopstoke, now gone forever, was similar in style to those two horrors. SO5 and I (plus a few others) used to drink in there quite regularly for a few years, though we went in the lounge bar that wasnât under the flat roof. I think it was a pretty civilised spot for a flat-roofer.
On the old Fair Oak Road thereâs the Welcome Inn - thatâs a proper flat-roof job: