Maybe pointing out that she’d missed a bit wasn’t the best plan. 
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Just make sure she hangs on for the bends.
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It isn’t real if she doesn’t sing Atomic Kitten while roof surfing
Apparently
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Did you know that others auditioned for the World In Motion rap that Barnesey ended up doing.
This is the real Beardo having a go.
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When Back To The Future morphed into Crash.
Fuck me, you read her rap sheet and her previous for drug driving, driving whilst disqualified etc. etc. and yet she still avoided jail!!!
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Aston Martins new hybrid has some impressive stats
0-60 - 2.5s
Top speed 217mph
All Electric range <10 miles
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Less than 10 miles 
Yep - less than 3 minutes at top speed
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Why then, just why though?
Got to start somewhere, I’d like to see the stats for the first model-T.
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All you ever need to know:
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Not quite all I need to know so I had do look up stuff myself which I am utterly furious about.
0-50mph - 26.3secs (apparently it couldn’t reach 60mph).
mpg - 21 (not bad), tank capacity 10 gallons so 210 mile range. Although I imagine if a model-T were to manage 217 mph it would have disintegrated so got to consider that 
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Tbf I was mildly interested but gave up.
As long as you wasn’t bored, that is minimum requirement for thread RIP 
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Yes he is very much alive and well, sadly he is very business these days as all his eastern european hole diggers have gone home due to brexit and he has had to take a much more paws on role.
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Less “builder’s bum” than I expected to be fair.