Does your cousin know?
Probably. Weāre not made of money
His sister?
Err, no. The royals may intermingle with cousins, but the Pompey tendencies towards mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, brothers and sisters puts them in an altogether different sphere.
Iāve got royal class, me.
Shroppie admits to 2 Lines?
Clearly our Eurovision entry next year then
Iām assuming this is funny without knowing whether thatās because of the lyrical brevity of this yearās offering or a reference to the performerās use of cocaine.
Tbh James Newmanās song was so shit thinking of entering one of my lockdown times for next year.
I cant sing but Iām sure I could Bill Bailey the hell out of it
Right.
Onto the Euros.
Really looking forward to England games.
Watching Rashford & Greenwood up front destroying foreign defences.
Oh.
Wait.
Iām sorryā¦
Iāll see that and raise youā¦
Even if he is a charlatan, he is a genius for mugging off the world so spectacularly
True, I was thinking along those lines too. Prize cunt though by all accounts.