That’s me, that is 
Yep - that’s one of my stock shots
Love James Blunt on twitter
Only in the Italian Public sector, mind you I know of some in the British Public Sector that turn up for work without actually doing anything…
I’m sure Boris does his best.
These Euro-skiver stories 
occasionally turn up on the BBC on slow news days - there even a link to the one I remember from a while back
Am sure there are plenty of UK cases.
If asked I’m pretty sure I could name at least a couple - that’s not mentioning some of the lazy arses I’ve employed 
Yep, had a few like that in my office back in the day
I followed process & fired one of them.
He got reinstated so I quit
Back in the day working as a temp for a pre-mobile telecommunications company (not many back then) my boss used to turn up late, grunt, smoke a fag, disappear to trap 3 with the Daily Mirror for what was left of the morning, come back, smoke a fag, get his coat and go to the pub. Rinse and repeat. He’d been there for years.
Mrs S is ecstatic. She has been elevated to the status of priority Waitrose online customer. This is apparently effectively becoming First World Royalty.
She can now book delivery slots a whole week further
ahead! And it means we spend far too much at Waitrose. (The increasing bills have got nothing to do with the bottles of decent wine I slip into the order each week. 
I know her password. 
)
Hmmm…despite our elevated social status Lady Slowlane is just a Sainsburys Priority Online Customer.
Obviously you’ll all be surprised to hear that but the reason is we have to have provisions for guests.
Lady Slowlane and myself have our online deliveries from Fortnum & Masons it’s needless to say.
What is a Sainsbury?