😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

May wanna get those peepers tested Map!

Bunch if whinging cunts because they aint prepped properly… Never needed Three coats when using either Estate emulsion or modern— which as tbise whinging fuckers say has a beautiful finish - whether brushed or rollered, smooth as fuck… never had that with cheaper Working class paint :crazy_face:

Cant match the sheen or colours with Colour match as thing about the F&B pigment is the way it alters the colour dramatically in different light…

Yours
Mr Cuntingdon-Smythe

Stop getting over-emulsional.

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I’ll brush that aside

… or gloss over it

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Cheeky cunt :joy:

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I know who’ll come out best in a fight between Mrs C_S and @Goatboy on this one… :joy:

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I’ll get your undercoat.

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When it comes to paint you’re a bit of a primer-donna.

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This is a thread the Mods won’t air-brush out of existence, if they know what’s good for ‘em…

Bookmark this post people!

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Got no probs with F&B Eggshell it’s their emulsion that’s ropey but then much of the market is at the mo.
Here’s what we are currently working on. It’s an out-building being converted into a ‘den’ for the kids. We got a fucking dartboard on the bedroom door when we were kids.
F&B: Schoolhouse White. F&B: Railings and Paint & Paper Library: Blue Blood.






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More money than sense

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The kids will be bored in 10 minutes and will wreck the place…what’s the point.
Build them a brick wall so they can knock it down.

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£50K project so far.

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Actually on the subject of paint, I have some quotes coming in for painting the soffits etc - what would you use (Dulux trade satinwood outdoor has been specked by one)

Well they did hire @goatboy

Would you pay $18,000 for a Big Cock?

https://www.sothebys.com/en/buy/_big-cock-3-2113?locale=en

I can see you rubbing your chin :wink:

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Is it a Polish White?
Asking for LITSL

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No idea, you’ll have to check it out for yourself

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Not a fan of Dulux. Depends what finish you want and whether or not you are bothered by using oil/solvent-based products over more eco friendly options (all oil-based white will yellow over time though this isn’t such a big deal on externals-no yellowing with water base). I’d recommend this over the Dulux (with the matching flexible undercoat) if you want to use oil-based:
https://www.johnstonestrade.com/product/flexible-satin
Sadolin Superdec would be my water based option: