I can hear the screams of âwhat the fuck are you playing atâ ringing around the Dulux marketing department
Until itâs pointed out that now Dulux has been named checked far more in the last two hours than in the last two years
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Some of the worst paint on the market. Shows early promise of quality only to disappoint with a poor streaky finish.
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Itâs all the dog hair in itâŚ
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OK Poland can do stupid as well
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Sounds like our season so far
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Still going
Mutt Dogherty posted by Spurs official
Caaaaatttttcchhhhhhhoooooohhhhssshhhhhhiiiit
Middleclass MOT uses F&B⌠goes on so easy, good coverage and the eggshells has a beautiful finish⌠Yes we are paint wankers in our house, but theFrench Grey in my home office is a thing of beautyâŚ
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Valspar is less pretentious, but as good
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Johnson Paints do a nice âTrophy Silverâ 
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When in a hole stop digging. Replies to this
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I fart in the general direction of Valspar⌠F&B nail them colours Cobs. We are period correct wankers in our 1824 crib man
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Known as Farrow and Bollocks in the trade. Always takes an extra coat for dark colours. Little Greene is much better.
Valspar trade is ok for DIYâers 
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Oh befor Goaty arrives with his expert view, he can fuck off as âwe have all had enough of expertsâ aint weâ:flushed:
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Too late
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Thread 
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Never needed more than 2 coats⌠I smell a chin rubbing expert suggesting to Mrs Cuntingdo-Smythe that its 3 coats Maam⌠and charging accordingly 