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Wot, like yours?
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What’s the quickest way to fleece a load of sheep?
Release a new iPhone.
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I just use the kids’ oldest cast offs tbf.
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My tiny mind has been greatly amused by learning that Alexa can be coached to give required answers.
Now, whenever, in the presence of grandchildren, Mrs S challenges my comprehensive knowledge on all matters, I ask “Alexa, who’s right?”
The answer is “Grandad. Always. He knows everything”
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I thought Apple “just worked”.
Or is that “just works on Muggles”?
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Only if your thumb fits from here to here… if it doesn’t, well, get a new thumb…
Mmm Bacon
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Did they rasher into intensive care? 
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Yes in a hambulance.
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The inventor of the snooze button has passed away…
His funeral will take place tomorrow at 10:00am, 10:09am, 10:18am, 10:27am and 10:36am!
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The composer of the Hokey Cokey has passed away. It took three hours to nail his coffin lid down.
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What was his name?
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